Things in the home HEEPS - The Reveal.

KathleenGrant

Ah lads if my kids or grandkids saw my browsing history. Strawberry Milkshake and LeVar will you two behave!!

Zaph

Zaph wrote: »

That's what incognito mode is for

Wink wink right back at ya

wink

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Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

I’m running out of ideas and I like my internet history on my phone to remain clean

So am I.

Should we just leave it with...

Human Pony Harness

...and call it a night?

Neowise

The coffee table is a popular piece of furniture in this round. The couch/sofa heepsing it.

Question 9: 9) Name a piece of furniture that can be found in a sitting room.

Coffee Table - 0
Also Starring LeVar Burton
cee_jay
cj maxx
Homer J. Fong
jluv
ms.crackerz
nothing
Omackeral
Sawduck
Spook_ie
Strawberry Milkshake
the purple tin
Zaph

Couch (or Sofa if that's what you call it ) - 12
aaronjennings
ari101
Collie D
davetherave
Declan A Walsh
EEFGGFEDCCDEED
JP Liz V1
wrestlemaniac

Armchair - 6
beakerjoe
bubblypop
HeidiHeidi
KathleenGrant
pickarooney
Trigger

table - 3
Electric Nitwit
ShaneU
Sheridan81

TV Unit - 2
Necro
Toto Wolfcastle

Chair - 2
and in the morning Diamonds of Frost
Edser

ACES - 1:

Gun cabinet - Reberetta
Beanbag - Mam of 4

KathleenGrant

KathleenGrant wrote: »

Ah lads if my kids or grandkids saw my browsing history. Strawberry Milkshake and LeVar will you two behave!!

Y’know Mary Poppins carpet bag?

Now imagine mine or LeVars bedside lockers

As for Zaph, I say he’s got the dungeon in his gaff. In fact, haven’t heard from Toto in a while :pac:

ari101

Yay for the couch/sofa

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Also Starring LeVar Burton wrote: »

So am I.

Should we just leave it with...

Human Pony Harness

...and call it a night?

Whip!

That’s us done

Edser

Zaph

Also Starring LeVar Burton wrote: »

So am I.

Should we just leave it with...

Human Pony Harness

...and call it a night?

I remember seeing them on Eurotrash years ago. I'm still not over it. :eek:

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Y’know Mary Poppins carpet bag?

Now imagine mine or LeVars bedside lockers

As for Zaph, I say he’s got the dungeon in his gaff. In fact, haven’t heard from Toto in a while :pac:

Does it technically have to be underground to be considered a dungeon? Just curious...

Neowise

Only 2 rounds left now. 8 points is not a big gap in heeps. Just takes one sheep and the peliton passes you by.

Scores after question 9:

Player Score
Declan A Walsh 73.5
aaronjennings 65.5
Electric Nitwit 57
Collie D 55
wrestlemaniac 51
Trigger 48.5
Spook_ie 48.5
Mam of 4 45.5
bubblypop 45.5
davetherave 45
Sheridan81 45
Zaph 43.5
ari101 43
ShaneU 43
JP Liz V1 42
Edser 41.5
Homer J. Fong 41
EEFGGFEDCCDEED 39
jluv 37.5
Sawduck 37.5
ms.crackerz 37.5
cee_jay 33.5
the purple tin 27
cj maxx 27
Strawberry Milkshake 26.5
KathleenGrant 24.5
HeidiHeidi 24
Necro 23.5
Omackeral 22.5
and in the morning Diamonds of Frost 20.5
Reberetta 16.5
pickarooney 15
Also Starring LeVar Burton 14
nothing 14
Toto Wolfcastle 14
beakerjoe 8

Also Starring LeVar Burton

KathleenGrant wrote: »

Ah lads if my kids or grandkids saw my browsing history. Strawberry Milkshake and LeVar will you two behave!!

We've mentioned nothing you wouldn't find on display down in your local sex shop...

Pretending like you don't know exactly what we're talking about... :rolleyes: :pac:

Zaph

Zaph wrote: »

I remember seeing them on Eurotrash years ago. I'm still not over it. :eek:




Does it technically have to be underground to be considered a dungeon? Just curious...

If it’s soundproofed, it will work.

Neowise

oh, the first of the two numbers rounds.
Question 10) How many mains 3 pin wall sockets are in a typical sitting room?

The range goes from 2 - 28.

10 unique answers.

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Zaph wrote: »

I remember seeing them on Eurotrash years ago. I'm still not over it. :eek:

Ah Eurotrash, those were the days...

Does it technically have to be underground to be considered a dungeon? Just curious...

More of a Seedy Den is it?

Or a Lair Of Sordidness?

Or a Sex Attic?

Zaph

Also Starring LeVar Burton wrote: »

More of a Seedy Den is it?

Or a Lair Of Sordidness?

Or a Sex Attic?

Why can't it be all three?

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Also Starring LeVar Burton wrote: »

Ah Eurotrash, those were the days...




More of a Seedy Den is it?

Or a Lair Of Sordidness?

Or a Sex Attic?

Or under the stairs where Henry the Hoover lives.

Necro

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Or under the stairs where Henry the Hoover lives.

You have a Henry too?

Neowise

Our sheep was 4, and I see Declan on that sheep. Will he be passed by?

There is 5 built into my sitting room, but thats definetly not enough for me, with extensions etc, I have 17 sockets in my sitting room, which is on the upper scale of typical for boardsies.


Question 10: 10) How many mains 3 pin wall sockets are in a typical sitting room?

4 - 0
Collie D
Declan A Walsh
EEFGGFEDCCDEED
Homer J. Fong
nothing
pickarooney
Reberetta
ShaneU
Spook_ie
wrestlemaniac

6 - 13.5
ari101
bubblypop
Edser
HeidiHeidi
Mam of 4
Necro
Strawberry Milkshake
Toto Wolfcastle
Zaph

5 - 6
and in the morning Diamonds of Frost
beakerjoe
cj maxx
jluv
Omackeral
Trigger

3 - 4
cee_jay
JP Liz V1
ms.crackerz
Sawduck

2 - 2
aaronjennings
Sheridan81

ACES - 1:

7 - Also Starring LeVar Burton
22 - the purple tin
8 - davetherave
10 - Electric Nitwit
28 - KathleenGrant

Necro

Necro wrote: »

You have a Henry too?

He’s been retired as he’s lost his sucking edge. Replaced with a dyson animal last week.

Edser

Edser wrote: »

no, the room is a rectangle so down the longer end of the room


PS, it's not a mansion ^^

EVERYBODY LOOK!!!!! EDSER LIVES IN A MANSION!!!!!!!!

ari101

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Or under the stairs where Henry the Hoover lives.

If the sex dungeon contains a vacuum cleaner with persona it raises a whole different set of questions... :pac:

HeidiHeidi

Neowise wrote: »

28 - KathleenGrant

28??!!


Do you literally have a line of them around the walls??

Mam of 4

28???

Kathleen, do you live in the Taj Mahal or what??? :eek:

Necro

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

He’s been retired as he’s lost his sucking edge. Replaced with a dyson animal last week.

Yes... sucking edge... Poor Henry developed a habit you mean

Strawberry Milkshake

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

He’s been retired as he’s lost his sucking edge. Replaced with a dyson animal last week.

We have Dysons. I think they are terrible

HeidiHeidi

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

28??!!


Do you literally have a line of them around the walls??

Mam of 4 wrote: »

28???

Kathleen, do you live in the Taj Mahal or what??? :eek:

Much better question!! :D

Jeez Neo, that’s a lot of mains powered sex toys!

Zaph

Neowise wrote: »

There is 5 built into my sitting room, but thats definetly not enough for me, with extensions etc, I have 17 sockets in my sitting room, which is on the upper scale of typical for boardsies.

There's 9 built into our sitting room, so I knocked a third off that as being more normal because the guy who owned the house before us just loved adding sockets everywhere. There are 11 in our bedroom for some unknown reason. Sure the Hitachi wand only needs one.

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

We have Dysons. I think they are terrible

Seriously? I better not tell himself that. I didn’t even tell him how much it cost either!

Edit: you have more than one dyson?

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Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

He’s been retired as he’s lost his sucking edge. Replaced with a dyson animal last week.

:eek:

Too far, Strawbs, too far...

Human Pony Harnesses are one thing, but now you're talking new levels of depravity...