"What the hell is wrong with everyone"

veryangryman

So this thread is for when we have this thought.

To get the ball rolling... Will Ferrell. Never has made me laugh (outside of being beside Jim Carrey who is so funny that people become funny from vibrations of his funniness).

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

veryangryman wrote: »

So this thread is for when we have this thought.

To get the ball rolling... Will Ferrell. Never has made me laugh (outside of being beside Jim Carrey who is so funny that people become funny from vibrations of his funniness).

I know - I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!

McGinniesta

veryangryman wrote: »

So this thread is for when we have this thought.

To get the ball rolling... Will Ferrell. Never has made me laugh (outside of being beside Jim Carrey who is so funny that people become funny from vibrations of his funniness).

Jim Carrey is a bollocks.

zanador

I have it about Ricky Gervais, I just don't get it. Except AfterLife. That was brilliant

gogo

veryangryman wrote: »

So this thread is for when we have this thought.

To get the ball rolling... Will Ferrell. Never has made me laugh (outside of being beside Jim Carrey who is so funny that people become funny from vibrations of his funniness).

So it’s a Jim Carey appreciation thread cum Will Ferrell de-appreciation thread?
I’ll take neither for two bob, both fall into the if I talk louder it will be funnier bucket.. .......it’s not, they are not

Johnny Depp. A youthful cop in a TV series 21 Jump Street propelled him to stardom.



Not even able to mind his pet pooch now.

Irrisponsible and incorrigible.

punisher5112

Matt Damon

shesty

"Impractical Jokers."

I do not get why it is funny.

punisher5112

shesty wrote: »

"Impractical Jokers."

I do not get why it is funny.

It 4 guys slagging eachother, the wife got me tickets to see them live in Belfast when they done the 1st tour, it was diabolical.....

Like anything some bits are funny but I honestly wouldn't watch it now, they are past it now.

Not a huge Will Ferrell fan but Step Brothers is a masterpiece

Strumms

Will Ferrell and Jim Carey... both adept at basically repeating the same kooky persona as whatever character has been written for them to dress up as...they act from the neck up...

David O'Doherty

mohawk

Adam Sandler I wouldn’t consider him an actor or a comedian.

punisher5112

Anyone on anything rte....

Wanderer2010

When people whip out their phones the second they see a car accident where the ambulance staff are helping badly injured and traumatised people. And worse still, these same scummy voyeuristic animals pass the footage around respective WhatsApp groups, with not a thought for the people involved or their families.

Same with fatal accidents, the same people think nothing of immediately taking out the phone and recording. What the hell is wrong with people, when did we lose our humanity?

py2006

Deleted User wrote: »

Johnny Depp. A youthful cop in a TV series 21 Jump Street propelled him to stardom.

Nightmare on Elm Street actually

Asdfgh2020

zanador wrote: »

I have it about Ricky Gervais, I just don't get it. Except AfterLife. That was brilliant

He is a wanker of highest order, not in the least funny and after life was about as un-authentic, contrived, cliched bull**** as you could get.....

Potential-Monke

I'm confused as to what exactly this thread is about...

gogo

Berties_Horse wrote: »

Give them credit, they are almost as funny as young and able-bodied people who are so lazy they need to hire a cleaner to tidy the house.

Attack the post not the poster buddy...

punisher5112

Potential-Monke wrote: »

I'm confused as to what exactly this thread is about...

Bit h about someone famous

Potential-Monke

punisher5112 wrote: »

Bit h about someone famous

Soz, that doesn't clear it up...

punisher5112

Potential-Monke wrote: »

Soz, that doesn't clear it up...

Bitch about

Potential-Monke

Got ya!

I hate Ryan Gosling. He's a pretty boy who can't act.

punisher5112

punisher5112 wrote: »

Bitch about

Sorry, not sure what happened to the c in the other post....

Biden he is a numpty

Potential-Monke

Potential-Monke wrote: »

I'm confused as to what exactly this thread is about...

Ventilation of free floating anger and hot air, I reckon.

E.G. Why do people think eleves are cool and wise? Far from it. Elves are a pack of sneaky kuntz that hide in the forest and attack innocent humans with stupid little fookin arrows that would take your eye out. Get real. Stop watching Lord of the Rings movies and face reality people, elves have no place in a civilized society.

There, I said it.

Potential-Monke

What about Dwarves (D&D ones)?

Potential-Monke

Potential-Monke wrote: »

What about Dwarves (D&D ones)?

I'll get back to you on that. Few days, tops. I want to savour getting all that off me chest about elves first. It's been building for years.

Is this just another iteration of the people you don't like thread? The whole website seems to be becoming just a version of that. Tough read tbh,

passatman86

I dont know will farrell in Elf was very funny
Now stand up for me a lot is hit and miss - the one i laugh at a lot is Micky Flanagan. But some of the big names dont humor me at all and i find myself saying "who the fook finds this funny"

thehairygrape

MeepMeep2021 wrote: »

Ventilation of free floating anger and hot air, I reckon.

E.G. Why do people think eleves are cool and wise? Far from it. Elves are a pack of sneaky kuntz that hide in the forest and attack innocent humans with stupid little fookin arrows that would take your eye out. Get real. Stop watching Lord of the Rings movies and face reality people, elves have no place in a civilized society.

There, I said it.

Can’t agree with you here Meep. We have a family of seventeen elves living in the back garden. Salt of the earth.

Potential-Monke

thehairygrape wrote: »

Can’t agree with you here Meep. We have a family of seventeen elves living in the back garden. Salt of the earth.

You definitely don't have any drow out there so. You're lucky!

GBX

punisher5112 wrote: »

It 4 guys slagging eachother, the wife got me tickets to see them live in Belfast when they done the 1st tour, it was diabolical.....

Like anything some bits are funny but I honestly wouldn't watch it now, they are past it now.

Same. Loved the show. You can't replicate that on stage.

thehairygrape

thehairygrape wrote: »

Can’t agree with you here Meep. We have a family of seventeen elves living in the back garden. Salt of the earth.

I thought Boards had a ban on endorsing criminal activity?!

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I hope your garden is hit by a tornado.

thehairygrape

Potential-Monke wrote: »

You definitely don't have any drow out there so. You're lucky!

Had to look that up. No. Great neighbours(for squatters that is).

StupidLikeAFox

Fontaines DC - I have tried to listen to them but seriously don't get the hype. They are making waves globally now, but I honestly just don't get it.

My childhood was SMALL
My childhood was SMAAALLLLL
But I'm gonna be BIG!


Like cmon lads, someone tell me what I've missed here...?

Feria40

zanador wrote: »

I have it about Ricky Gervais, I just don't get it. Except AfterLife. That was brilliant

Ah Ricky Gervais.... As unfunny as it gets!

Cerveza

Local chipper offering 10% off to pup recipients.

KaneToad

McGinniesta wrote: »

Jim Carrey is a bollocks.

Google Jim Carrey Cathriona White

lawred2

punisher5112 wrote: »

It 4 guys slagging eachother, the wife got me tickets to see them live in Belfast when they done the 1st tour, it was diabolical.....

Like anything some bits are funny but I honestly wouldn't watch it now, they are past it now.

Kinda hard to buy that they keep finding people who are completely ignorant of who they are

Potential-Monke

KaneToad wrote: »

Google Jim Carrey Cathriona White

Hard to know which side to believe.

The DayDream

mohawk wrote: »

Adam Sandler I wouldn’t consider him an actor or a comedian.

I guess you haven't Punch Drunk Love or Uncut Gems or The Meyerowitz Stories (latter 2 are on Netflix now). He gives excellent performances in those 3 films and I never liked him at all myself before seeing him in those serious roles.

The DayDream

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

Fontaines DC - I have tried to listen to them but seriously don't get the hype. They are making waves globally now, but I honestly just don't get it.

My childhood was SMALL
My childhood was SMAAALLLLL
But I'm gonna be BIG!


Like cmon lads, someone tell me what I've missed here...?

Very much agree. Thing is I like a lot of punk, post punk and hardcore but I have never heard anything by them that I wanted to hear again, just does not grab me at all, gave them another shot when they were on other voices last week, naw, it was cool they played in the gaol but IMO they could stay there, a chain gang could come up with catchier stuff hammering on a pile of number plates.

JustAThought

why are people so f’ing INSTITUTIONALISED with the 5**t they come out with - particularly in work. Are they seriously really that thick? Or downright uncaring??? And why do people ‘in charge’ let them away with it?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
Do they just think the world is a 2D board and if they push people enough they’ll fall off the edge and go away?

I just don’t get it.

Also little ducklings with no motherduck and broken legs & not the right food or live or care. ffs

weeps for humanity.

Ash.J.Williams

punisher5112 wrote: »

Matt Damon

Apparently the South Park lads know Matt Damon well and they’re really good mates and they weren’t taking the pi5s out if him in team America at all ! His puppet didn’t come out properly and looked dopey hence his only line is “Matt dhamonnnn”

FrKurtFahrt

veryangryman wrote: »

So this thread is for when we have this thought.

To get the ball rolling... Will Ferrell. Never has made me laugh (outside of being beside Jim Carrey who is so funny that people become funny from vibrations of his funniness).

I never found him funny, but... (true story) many years ago, he was 'going out' with a distant cousin of mine, whom he met as her father was in the film business. (No names, please just believe me). She wanted to visit Ireland, and meet all her Irish relatives, and brought Will along. No one in Bundoran had a bull's notion who the gangly, smiley lad was...but he was in awe of an Irish party, and the singing and fun and openness of it all. I have the photos to prove it.

They are no longer an item, and I'm not from Bundoran (I'm another wing of the family) - but the story is fact, and I can't help but like Will because of it.

punisher5112

Bono.... He really does my head in

punisher5112

Mary Robinson, does my head in

Potential-Monke

punisher5112 wrote: »

Bono.... He really does my head in

Him and Geldof. Strong dislike for them tw@s

Montage of Feck

You're Welcome America a stage play by Will Ferrell was his best work.

Cerveza

punisher5112 wrote: »

Mary Robinson, does my head in

Not in bed she wouldn’t.

Gregor Samsa

I don’t see the point of anything with dragons in it. Pete’s Dragon, Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, Enter the Dragon, Dragon’s Den, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Puff the Magic Dragon, Dungeons & Dragons, How to Train your Dragon, Harry Potter, Godzilla, Red Dragon - I’ve no idea what people see in any of them.

I’m not fond of horses either.