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Dear Dave

  • 22-05-2021 07:53PM
    #1
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,239 ✭✭✭✭


    Dear Dave,

    This is the hardest letter I have ever had to write it costs me a lot emotionally to go to this much trouble to be honest. But you are worth it.

    I know you haven't heard from me in a while but I am a creature of instinct it's why i am so hard to predict.

    Somehow though I know you will understand what I mean.

    For a couple of years the only guys who caught my eye were Steve and Sean. Or at least they were dumb enough. But i never respected them.

    Then the most amazing guy walked into my life. I think it was you. I am like 99% sure. That night was a haze.

    The fact that you don't listen to music and have no opinions on anything made you so mysterious. Was that you?

    You were with a friend Dave? No wait that is you. Darren? It definitely began with a D.

    I don't want you to go thinking that this is a corny shallow love letter because its SO not. Its more like a come find me on IG letter. My IG is Loo C by the way ...like LUCY like my name? Only like spelled like um yeah...

    I have some pics on there to make your nipples hard.

    I just feel sometimes we have to take risks. There is so much I want to say to you. Remember that time I told you I hated rabbits? Yeah well i want to tell you more things like that. Like i really want you to know me.

    Can you even believe you are getting a letter like this? Well YOU are HA!

    I offer every man in my life the same thing.

    Trust. I will lie to you until you trust me. And I am convincing too.

    If you want trust ...believe me you will trust me.

    Excitement and cool conversations ! I'm always high and I never wear the same dress twice!

    I remember you told me how hard a life you had ...what with the cancer and your family etc. But I know that I can make all that disappear! I make pain go away.

    I will be faithful. Unless you are not interested in which case give this letter to Darren.

    I see the real you.

    Yours ..LOO C

    P.S I have put a link to my paypal ...MAKE IT RAIN !


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