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dvcireland

BPKS wrote: »

He would be on ridiculous question #9 and WOW #23 by now:rolleyes:

and wat color wuz the whater ?

Dan Jaman

Copper Coast Conniptions.

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Council:"30% of the lifeguards we employ aren't actually old enough to buy a beer"

There's a cohort of more mature, very fit, calm people would would be in a position to offer their services for a stipend, as part of a way of giving community service.

shearforce

Deleted User wrote: »

We'd have had a "What colour was the board" by now.

joe would've kept taking new callers till he got a drowning. No way would this woman have got on to add the the original story

bottlebrush

dvcireland wrote: »

and wat color wuz the whater ?

And was the water wet.

Roger_007

bottlebrush wrote: »

45 mins in to ask a question about the parents

I wonder was there a pub nearby?

CH3OH

can someone please ring in and offer them a free weekend to a hotel near a beach with a lifeguard as a publicity gesture

I didn't hear her doing that much complimenting of the man that came to their rescue.

Mena Mitty

Joe missing the R.I.P. tides today. Not like him.

Dan Jaman

bottlebrush wrote: »

45 mins in to ask a question about the parents

They possibly left smartish as they didn't want attention for some reason.

dvcireland

rebeka is the producer

Furze99

Sounds like the 10 yr old should get an award from the Water Safety Assoc.

Roger_007

Ah jaysus…….not another one?

NeinNeinNein

You'd miss your one who left the voice mail about her dancing fanny.

dvcireland

will the woman from the South of france be ringing in about been saved from drowning in her pool by Abdul the waiter.

Deeec

She wasnt watching them if she was reading a book

Del.Monte

Joe would proud of her dragging this topic all the way to 3pm.

NeinNeinNein

NeinNeinNein wrote: »

You'd miss your one who left the voice mail about her dancing fanny.

They only let one of us on to speak with Joe and dat was a mistake.

dvcireland

Pat Kenny ? bad line, bad line

Now let's move on to de groping.

Roger_007

dvcireland wrote: »

Pat Kenny ? bad line, bad line

That will be bleeped out when you listen back!

Deeec

The moral of the stories today is the sea is dangerous - things can change very quickly. Too many parents let their kids run wild when they get to the beach or think they are great swimmers.

Roy Cropper's Ve-hickle

NeinNeinNein

How did you know they were germans missus, were they hitching in an orderly queue?

dvcireland

Duffy's Hairy Hole ???

Curley's Hole has disappeared, was infamous up to my mother's youth.

shearforce

Sean "just a very brief story"

put the kettle on Mary

Enniscrone faces the full force of the Atlantic, but it's waves are fairly even.

Roger_007

Deeec wrote: »

The moral of the stories today is the sea is dangerous - things can change very quickly. Too many parents let their kids run wild when they get to the beach or think they are great swimmers.

I think we’ve all got the message by now.

MOVE ON FFS.

Roger_007

Roger_007 wrote: »

I think we’ve all got the message by now.

MOVE ON FFS.

Liveline is a veritable treadmill.

shearforce

pure drama from this woman

dvcireland

Deleted User wrote: »

Liveline is a veritable treadmill.

katie has her feet up on desk, glass of white wine poured.

Roger_007

dvcireland wrote: »

katie has her feet up on desk, glass of white wine poured.

I hope Joe wiped the desk before he left.:eek:

shearforce

dirty filthy add for blooms day

Beechwoodspark

That Ulysses ad with aul Granny Grunt moaning away is ...

Absolutely repulsive

NeinNeinNein

This show allegedly has a producer. Yet this topic goes on and on and on. Good to see the tone has lightened since the presenter changed anyway.

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

Liveline is a veritable treadmill.

Or a macaroni

bottlebrush

This is like a TV series where each episode is told from the point of view of different characters

Roger_007

This story has a cast of thousands!

NeinNeinNein

Think one of my ears has stopped working.

Deeec

Why do they need to have this guy now with his version of the events

Last week I saw beaches in Wexford which were clearly dangerous because of the waves, and ones which were calm and much safer. I know which I'd most definitely be bringing my kids to.

bottlebrush

Deeec wrote: »

Why do they need to have this guy now with his version of the events

We have to hear Danny's version yet.

NeinNeinNein

Roger_007 wrote: »

This story has a cast of thousands!

More extras than Ben Hur.

shearforce

bottlebrush wrote: »

We have to hear Danny's version yet.

surely some local politician will be on just for no reason really bar just letting everyone knows he/she exists

Atlantic Dawn

Baywatch should be reshown on Saturday afternoons for safety purposes so to speak.

Life bouys. Un#woke. What about Life girdles?

bottlebrush

shearforce wrote: »

surely some local politician will be on just for no reason really bar just letting everyone knows he/she exists

And at 3.00 we'll hear Kathryn thomas' near miss

BPKS

Eanna - TYFYS

Atlantic Dawn

Inflatable beach furniture to be banned by 3pm.