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head82

Come Back Joe! All is forgiven.
Don't care what anybody else says, I think you're worth every cent of that €400k you're milkin.. ehh.. earning from the license payers fee.

pc7

We won't be let forget either, cause you all keep on going on about it

Losty Dublin

Joe wouldn't stand for this sort of radio atall.

He'd have hung up after 5 minutes when he realised that there wasn't any deaths involved.

Mervyn Skidmore

Mervyn Skidmore wrote: »

Would love if they closed the beach now.

Sometimes notices are placed "strong swimmers only" or they could put "unsuitable for children"

zell12

Christy Hennessy plugging Eddie Murphy's Menswear in Ballyhaunis

bottlebrush

Tell us Christy - did you nearly drown

Losty Dublin

Losty Dublin wrote: »

Joe wouldn't stand for this sort of radio atall.

He'd have hung up after 5 minutes when he realised that there wasn't any deaths involved.

He does like dragging things out though.

Here's Christy to turn a one minute story, into a 25 minute story...

PauloMN

Eddie Murphy menswear - "Get the f**k outta here"

Dan Jaman

crazy 88 wrote: »

You'd swear there's a law she's about to quote to show it's not the responsibility of parents to supervise their children while they're in the sea

It's obviously the RNLI that should be continuously patrolling a dozen yards offshore. If they're on a shout, the Irish Navy should be doing it.
<some of that, etc>

What size leg, what size mickey...

zell12

suit you sir, did she want it sir did she sir

SEPT 23 1989

48 28 trouser size

pc7

I take it its not 'the' Eddie Murphy of Beverley Hills Cop fame?

zell12

"I'll meet you in Knock"

crazy 88

Where is this going??

zell12

"Did you have a go at him?"

NeinNeinNein

Did you have a go at him? Saucy Katie.

Another pub bore type.

zell12

"You were let down like a bang by Eddie"

bottlebrush

crazy 88 wrote: »

Where is this going??

To another phone line with louis copeland on the other end?

bmorrissey

This Eddie Murphy sounds like a fraud, making excuses

SEPT 23 1989

crazy 88 wrote: »

Where is this going??

Romance?

crazy 88

crazy 88 wrote: »

Where is this going??

To send us to sleep.

Losty Dublin

He remembered your inside leg?

Dan Jaman

Does Sir dress to the left or the right, Sir?

Roger_007

And so, to make a long story out of a short one!

wingnut

Serious grandpa simpson vibes here 'I was wearing an onion on belt which was the style at the time'.

SEPT 23 1989

Timmy at the Tennis Club

is this a wind up?

zell12

Could they not use Grindr?

mojesius

He definitely threatened Eddie that he'd call Joe

Losty Dublin

Deleted User wrote: »

He does like dragging things out though.

He'd have dragged things out all right. Six foot below, that'll do it :pac:

zell12

"you do get personal service in these shops"

Roger_007

How much is Eddie paying him for this?

How do some people have such a great talent at being tedious?

Losty Dublin

bottlebrush wrote: »

To another phone line with louis copeland on the other end?

Louis will be disgusted; he pays good buck to be the official tailor to Liveline :mad:

pc7

I said I, I, I, want the knife........ was so hoping it was that Eddie!

SEPT 23 1989

Roger_007 wrote: »

How much is Eddie paying him for this?

smells funny alright

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

How do some people have such a great talent at being tedious?

Encouragement/Enabling

zell12

smooch smooch mwah mwah

zell12

"Eddie, tell us about the shop though"

Dan Jaman

Eddie Murphy's branched out from his Coming to America, then.

Del.Monte

Louis Copeland will be mad at this competitor getting all the free advertising.

SEPT 23 1989

is it like one of those country shops with the yellow plastic on the windows

2smiggy

just in, whoy is this fellow getting the free advertising ?

crazy 88

[Deleted User] wrote: »

How do some people have such a great talent at being tedious?

A unique Irish ability of people aged over 60. Charleee Burd from last week showed how to do it

fritzelly

Louis Copeland waiting on line 3

bottlebrush

I gave my neighbours cat a saucer of milk this morning. Must ring liveline and get the neighbour and the cat on the other line.

check_six

Ballyhaunis Hills Shop 2 was my favourite

Del.Monte

Del.Monte wrote: »

Louis Copeland will be mad at this competitor getting all the free advertising.

Yeah but this is de boggers' version.