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bottlebrush

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

is it possible to fail it?

Safe Fail?

NeinNeinNein

Which end of a nail should you hit with a hammer?

Losty Dublin

2smiggy wrote: »

my friend is an electrician working in switzerland. He is making a fortune

Does he be fixing all the watches and clocks?

PieOhMy

What do you do in the event of a fire?


Joe at home with his feet up: FIBREGADE FIBERGADE!!!!

You can do an EASA pilots' license timed theory test online.

selwyn froggitt

NeinNeinNein wrote: »

Which end of a nail should you hit with a hammer?

When I nod my head,you hit it!

(started typing this about 30 minutes ago and then got pulled onto a call)

Another unfortunate fact: Some people are cúnts.

My cousin is a taxi driver. She pulled up behind a car at a traffic light, and the driver in the car in front of her, got out of the car and went back to her and gave out to her for, get this, not staying 2 metres away from him.

Theres her in her car, the bonnet of her car, a foot or two space, the boot of his car, his back seats and then him. He thought the 2 metre distance was between cars, not people. As well as cúnts there are some absolute flipping morons out there as well.

Atlantic Dawn

Pelvis Parsley wrote: »

The SafePass is only of value to someone who has never been on a site before.

I think it says you shouldn't lift over 10kgs yourself, the older lads would have been doing 25kg bags of cement not a bother on them for decades.

Del.Monte

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

is it possible to fail it?

Lol.....it's fairly complicated like "Manual Handling"..a nice little earner for the people running these courses.

Atlantic Dawn

Only Fans site?

dvcireland

surely his employer would of advised him to stay in Switzerland

BPKS

He's setting up the next Facebook but wanted to be a bit of building work in the meantime

shearforce

time to give at least a years amnesty on this. I've done this course maybe 4 times - the hardest part of the whole thing is staying awake.

Deeec

Deleted User wrote: »

(started typing this about 30 minutes ago and then got pulled onto a call)

Another unfortunate fact: Some people are cúnts.

My cousin is a taxi driver. She pulled up behind a car at a traffic light, and the driver in the car in front of her, got out of the car and went back to her and gave out to her for, get this, not staying 2 metres away from him.

Theres her in her car, the bonnet of her car, a foot or two space, the boot of his car, his back seats and then him. He thought the 2 metre distance was between cars, not people. As well as cúnts there are some absolute flipping morons out there as well.

He obviously is afraid his car would catch covid!

PieOhMy

All about solutions here - hangs up on luke instantly

2smiggy

unfortunately whacker does not qualify for the PUP as he had to be wurking in the country to get it

Busi_Girl08

"All about solutions here"

Good one, Katie :pac:

shearforce

speed up caller, for christ's sake

PieOhMy

Full House of dubs today!

BPKS

They should add a manners chapter to the Safe Pass course to cut this out

SEPT 23 1989

builder or paving expert

PieOhMy

Lol be gas if it was the previous caller that had a go at this guy

dvcireland

his sales rep must be on the take

Dan Jaman

Yebbut, would your prices be as good as his pal's?
Got sick of that, with pal's deals in the suppliers.

PieOhMy

Wasn't there an episode about 2 builders being rude to some maths teacher in a queue in a shop a few months ago?

Dan Jaman

dvcireland wrote: »

his sales rep must be on the take

Possibly a backhander, but his favourite rep is likely chopping in a max discount.

PieOhMy

What about radio host's being rude to callers?

shearforce

PieOhMy wrote: »

Wasn't there an episode about 2 builders being rude to some maths teacher in a queue in a shop a few months ago?

that was a Gold episode - the teacher gave out to the builders for not wearing a mask in the shop iirc.

asking for trouble basically...than rings Joe when the builders don't sheepishly walk out to the van to get their masks.

Dan Jaman

PieOhMy wrote: »

Wasn't there an episode about 2 builders being rude to some maths teacher in a queue in a shop a few months ago?

"Feck off wid yer square roots, luv."

bottlebrush

If you answered them back they'd ring liveline about you

PieOhMy

shearforce wrote: »

that was a Gold episode - the teacher gave out to the builders for not wearing a mask in the shop iirc.

asking for trouble basically...than rings Joe when the builders don't sheepishly walk out to the van to get their masks.

Ya I remeber now, he thought he could nag them like they were the children in school hahaha

Del.Monte

National heroes FFS.

dvcireland

Nacionil Heroes

PieOhMy

Tyfys from a caller WOW

Must be a union man

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I think it says you shouldn't lift over 10kgs yourself, the older lads would have been doing 25kg bags of cement not a bother on them for decades.

As a younger man I remember running around a field in Cork with a 12 kilo General Purpose Machine Gun, and another 5 kilos of ammunition. Thats about 17 kilos. Plus additional equipment.

dvcireland

duze she live in the Mansion House?

shearforce

what is this one on about?

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

As a younger man I remember running around a field in Cork with a 12 kilo General Purpose Machine Gun, and another 5 kilos of ammunition. Thats about 17 kilos. Plus additional equipment.

Was a hard life on the Cark buses?

PieOhMy

South City what caller? There is other places in Ireland besides Dublin caller.

SEPT 23 1989

I am lost

PieOhMy

Rosie is all over the place

dvcireland

is this Catmaniac?

Dan Jaman

A very large lady.
Tugboat Annie?

SEPT 23 1989

dvcireland wrote: »

is this Catmaniac?

I am 100% sure she has a few cats

dvcireland

dvcireland wrote: »

is this Catmaniac?

She sounds a bit like me alright.

2smiggy

rotund even , caller ?

shearforce

what's going on? How did she get through, is there nothing else going on out there?

bottlebrush

Measuring tapes at dawn

BPKS

I was in ALDI around February this year. It was about 10.30 in the morning. This couple came up to the till beside me with a few cans of Galahad for breakfast and put their stuff on the belt. Next thing this old woman - I'm talking mid 80s - queued behind them with about a half a foot between her and the two getting their breakfast.

I was thinking if she didn't catch something then, she never would

shearforce

angry cars at zee-bra crossings