Euro 2020 - AH Official Thread *READ OP BEFORE POSTING*

AllGunsBlazing

Who else.

Bobblehats

Reptilian Ron!

Bobblehats

I swear he’s not human.

odyssey06

humberklog wrote: »

After England's most successful manager with a 100% win record tried to run from the buffet with a full tray of sausages but forgot he'd previously tied his shoelaces together- the FA were left looking for another full-blooded Anglo-Saxon haling from the Home Counties.

Did Fabio Capello do any better?
They've tried foreign, they've tried new school English, they've tried old school English, they've tried English who have managed abroad, they've tried fan favourite English...
They always seem to fall down in the end because of the weight of expectations that surround the team, pressure to pick 'big name' players and while they have some top individual players they always seem to be lacking the types of players to control a game \ bit of tactical on field nous.

AllGunsBlazing

I'm gonna start drinking more water.

odyssey06

I think the heat, hair product and water has the potential to create a toxic combination and poison Cristiano...
If he falls down, we'll know why.

Bobblehats

This is on a knife edge already. Germany simply have to score; against the most lethal of counter attackers good luck with that

AllGunsBlazing

The Germans should have been slapping that water bottle out of Ronnie's hand. Surely they know that stuff is like rocket fuel to the man?

Bobblehats

Brilliant

odyssey06

Shaping up to be a classic!

AllGunsBlazing

Oops.

Bobblehats

Síck

AllGunsBlazing

And it's raining own goals. He fairly rattled it in too.

Bobblehats

Portugal can’t cope! They better weather this n start posing a threat on the break

EmmetSpiceland

Thought that was going to be chalked off for offside.

Bobblehats

They’re in disarray.

odyssey06

AllGunsBlazing wrote: »

The Germans should have been slapping that water bottle out of Ronnie's hand. Surely they know that stuff is like rocket fuel to the man?

Just give the German goalie a bottle of coca cola as his refreshment and Ronnie won't enter the penalty box!

Bobblehats

F*cking hell this is great entertainment.

Portugal crap at he back, great on the break. Great game.

trashcan

Bobblehats wrote: »

This is on a knife edge already. Germany simply have to score; against the most lethal of counter attackers good luck with that

Ahem.

I see sheep

Blitzkreig :cool:

Pat_bottom

Fully expect the Germans to surrender.

insert name here 123

Rte coverage;

Dietar Hamann looks a mess, I know he retired and can relax more etc.. but next to sadlier he looks rough as hell.

Come on Ze Germáns!

Bobblehats

Didi: “I think they need 1 or 2 more to win the game I think.”

AllGunsBlazing

Carved them open.

Bobblehats

Efficiently engineered

insert name here 123

Bruno Fernández = Portuguese Chuck Norris

Missing in action

Bobblehats

..oh my gawd.

archfi

Delighted for Germany

Bobblehats

Didi: “Game on!”

AllGunsBlazing

You just can't ever write them off at these tournaments.

insert name here 123

AllGunsBlazing wrote: »

You just can't ever write them off at these tournaments.

Any

AllGunsBlazing

fecking hell!

Bobblehats

Water break!!

Arghus

Kenny's abject disgust at the timing of the cooling break there was glorious: "ahhhhhhhhhhh, Ger come on."

Bobblehats

Down the hatch!

Bobblehats

Not that hatch, that’s the players tunnel

odyssey06

Bobblehats wrote: »

Water break!!

It's a drinking game right, when they drink we must drink!

Slainte.

AllGunsBlazing

Deserved better. Absolute lightning bolt.

Bobblehats

Jaysus he nearly cracked the goalframe

Shut up Kenny

odyssey06

Deleted User wrote: »

Shut up Kenny

I'm not a big fan of him as a co-commentator, I wouldn't want to listen to myself as a co-commentator and I have the same accent.

But I thought that was a fair point re: if the player is offf for a concussion check the team should be able to sub someone in temporarily.

odyssey06

odyssey06 wrote: »

I'm not a big fan of him as a co-commentator, I wouldn't want to listen to myself as a co-commentator and I have the same accent.

But I thought that was a fair point re: if the player is offf for a concussion check the team should be able to sub someone in temporarily.

Oh ya, that's fine. It's his obsession with water breaks is doing my head in

Bobblehats

Fùck that. Drink Coke

pappyodaniel

How come in this tournament the referee usually blows the whistle about 10 seconds before the time is up? It's been happening in every match I've seen, half time and full time....


Weird.

AllGunsBlazing

Still think Portugal are capable of grinding out a point against the French.

odyssey06

pappyodaniel wrote: »

How come in this tournament the referee usually blows the whistle about 10 seconds before the time is up? It's been happening in every match I've seen, half time and full time....
Weird.

Apparently the tv time and ref time are out by 10-15 seconds.

Onion Bahji

Ronaldo really is an astonishing athlete. Best player on the pitch by a mile. Nice to see him having the chat with Kroos at the end of the game. Very decent guy.

pappyodaniel

Onion Bahji wrote: »

Ronaldo really is an astonishing athlete. Best player on the pitch by a mile. Nice to see him having the chat with Kroos at the end of the game. Very decent guy.

Admit it,you just saw him with his top off and you felt something stirring.

Bobblehats

AllGunsBlazing wrote: »

Still think Portugal are capable of grinding out a point against the French.

I reckon in that instance germany just recognised the accents and the old synapses started firing?! Didn’t Bayern crush Barca too, sometimes it’s just like some higher level of smarts that outdoes even that level of skill