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Does she want me?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭biddyearley


    show me round your fruitcage
    'cos I will be your honey bee
    open up your fruitcage
    where the fruit is as sweet as can be


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    does she want you ooooooooooooooh


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Do people score on Twitter now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Seriously dude try it on!

    I-Support-You-Even-When-I-Dont-Approve-Your-Life-Choices.gif


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Mr. Hammer........ Are you 100% sure that you were the only person that followed/she followed back within those 2 hours?

    If so then I suggest the following course of action:

    1: Instantly change your Bio to state how awesome you are.
    2: Send her a DM asking how her twittering is going.
    3: When she replies you stipulate that her response is now accepted as a very flirtatious advance towards you and you would now like to bring her out to wine her and dine her.
    4: Wine and dine her.
    5: Get married have twitter babies and enjoy your new life together.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    vixdname wrote: »
    Go for it bro, shes obviously already wet just thinking of you, first of all though, set the scene, a few dick pics and ball bag photos is all you need to send .... then shes jelly in your hands, let us know how you get on !

    I think a lot of you may be overestimating my intentions, which are honest enough. If I were to DM her it wouldn't be for a quick shag. I'm in my early 30s ffs. I leave that sort of carry-on to the under 25s and over 50s.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Do people score on Twitter now?

    I see your brain thinking about this now and weighing up options.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,691 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    move the odds in your favor first, put bitcoin in your bio, and take a picture of yourself beside a nice yacht.

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Started listening to this song again for the first time in years.

    "But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now. And I can put you back down too."

    Maybe she doesn't want you because you're a big f**king narcissist who specialises in power plays Mr Songwriter?


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  • Posts: 5,369 [Deleted User]


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    I think a lot of you may be overestimating my intentions, which are honest enough. If I were to DM her it wouldn't be for a quick shag. I'm in my early 30s ffs. I leave that sort of carry-on to the under 25s and over 50s.

    I think we are taking the piss


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    She doesn't

    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,942 ✭✭✭growleaves


    Sorry bro


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭tcawley29


    You have to go and plant the lad in the middle of her forehead. See if that turns the tables a bit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    She doesn't

    :(

    Bollix , he who dares , wins.


  • Posts: 3,801 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This development isn’t that shocking.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,519 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Always have a large roll of thick plastic sheeting and some Fentanyl in an uncapped syringe ready to go. It helps to be prepared.


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