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Alright Dave

  • 17-06-2021 8:34pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
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    Friday night, Del went to his friend Dave and said,

    "Dave, I need a favour , I'm sleeping with the bartender's wife.

    Can you hold him in the pub for an hour after he closes up?"

    Dave was not very fond of the idea, but being Del's lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.


    After the pub closed, Dave struck up a conversation with the bartender asking him all sorts of stupid questions in an effort to keep him occupied.

    After some time, the bartender became suspicious and asked,

    "Dave what are you really up to with all this?"

    Dave, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse, confessed to the bartender and said,

    "I'm sorry Ted, my friend Del is sleeping with your wife right now and asked me to keep you occupied."


    The bartender smiled and putting a brotherly hand on Dave's shoulder and said

    "Dave, I think you'd better hurry home, my wife died two years ago."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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