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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,020 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    3 of them out of a rub



  • Registered Users Posts: 933 ✭✭✭busunderer


    your house goes on fire, the local Authority Invoice you.

    Will there be an Invoice issued for the dog rescue?



  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Is this the frostbit lad?



  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Sheep dog on a lead, makes a lot of sense Joe 🤔

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users Posts: 14,019 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    12 minutes for this shaggy dog

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Pets of the pandemic:

    Murphy

    Brando

    Buttsy

    Topsy (A rabbit)

    Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)

    Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc

    Bailey

    BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)

    Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)

    Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)

    Snuggie - dognapped

    Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged

    Charlie - HARLEY?!?!

    Johnny O - A boat

    Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot

    Ruby - sits in the foire engine

    Jojo and Fergus - both girls?

    Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.

    Lunatic Soup aka Kelp

    Dukey Dog?

    Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.

    Benji Senior (Josh)

    Taz - The CPR chiwawa

    Holly - cat

    Oisin- an madra marabh

    An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people

    An unnamed rat the size of a small car

    Princess - dog (what's his name)

    Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.

    Annabel- 35 year old donkey

    Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)

    Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider

    Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL

    Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player

    German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

    Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

    Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner

    Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter

    De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug

    Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage

    Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat

    Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat

    Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.

    Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.

    False Widow Spider - or else a hot water bottle, essentially the same thing

    Timberlake the Cockatoo - Timby to his friends. Not named after Justin Timberlake but after a place in Canada that Twink knows.

    Holly & Bobby - age 9 & 4. Two Yorkshire terriors barking and runnin around de place wid egg site ment. Nearly smashed a window with their mighty paws.

    Bella & Alfie - less favoured than Holly & Bobby

    Brandy - gun dog got a few rubs post mortum

    6 cardigan corgi pups - 3 dogs 3 bitches - quick little poo and then in for night is their routine

    Stella - mother who dodges her pups from 6 weeks

    Morgan- father drinking in the marble bar in kilkenny

    Lynx- mystery dog

    Pet name of the pandemic - sweetheart - a cattle lorry driver who 50 years ago tried to escape a woman and shes still haunting him

    Bella and Poppy - June Rodgers dogs rescued from the dump whose lives actually got wurser after being rescused

    Susan - It's a little car, a little Susan, but it doesn't answer to that name.

    Petronella - previous car (highest pitch giggle ever broadcast)

    A spooky horse

    A tallish kind of running dog

    June - Born in March and fell off a cliff



  • Registered Users Posts: 39,527 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    A Boorder Coolie dat feel down de cluff.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Joe pulling the sheep dog over our ears.



  • Registered Users Posts: 14,019 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Add Champagne Socialist to the Liveline Bingo Card

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    I on a call so can't listen. Wud appreciate any pets be flagged for the list



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    How many sheeps do ye have caller?



  • Registered Users Posts: 14,019 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    PRESS RECORD

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Not many people care either Joe

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users Posts: 25,999 ✭✭✭✭breezy1985


    This is surely a few lads doing wind up



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,024 ✭✭✭Genghis


    No subtitles on the wireless



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Song coming!



  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Jesus it's easier understand the Healy Raes



  • Registered Users Posts: 14,019 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Did this caller back Kerry to lose ?

    This kerryman was in the paper in 2013 speaking about this sheep story

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,571 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Ask him does he prefer JCB or Caterpillar diggers?



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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Congratulations lol



  • Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭ghoulfinger


    Can we have a translator?

    (for both)



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭archfi


    Misery/death incoming

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    keep talking till 3 petal



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Subtitles please



  • Registered Users Posts: 15,608 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Danny tim?



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    How was your pandemic bud?



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,336 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    and how have you got through the pandemic?



  • Registered Users Posts: 933 ✭✭✭busunderer




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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Is Joe gone to sleep?



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