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  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Or had a good pee in the car, Tom Cat pee most unpleasant and long lasting 😁

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Pets of the pandemic:

    Murphy

    Brando

    Buttsy

    Topsy (A rabbit)

    Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)

    Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc

    Bailey

    BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)

    Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)

    Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)

    Snuggie - dognapped

    Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged

    Charlie - HARLEY?!?!

    Johnny O - A boat

    Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot

    Ruby - sits in the foire engine

    Jojo and Fergus - both girls?

    Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.

    Lunatic Soup aka Kelp

    Dukey Dog?

    Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.

    Benji Senior (Josh)

    Taz - The CPR chiwawa

    Holly - cat

    Oisin- an madra marabh

    An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people

    An unnamed rat the size of a small car

    Princess - dog (what's his name)

    Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.

    Annabel- 35 year old donkey

    Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)

    Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider

    Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL

    Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player

    German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

    Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

    Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner

    Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter

    De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug

    Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage

    Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat

    Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat

    Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.

    Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.

    False Widow Spider - or else a hot water bottle, essentially the same thing

    Timberlake the Cockatoo - Timby to his friends. Not named after Justin Timberlake but after a place in Canada that Twink knows.

    Holly & Bobby - age 9 & 4. Two Yorkshire terriors barking and runnin around de place wid egg site ment. Nearly smashed a window with their mighty paws.

    Bella & Alfie - less favoured than Holly & Bobby

    Brandy - gun dog got a few rubs post mortum

    6 cardigan corgi pups - 3 dogs 3 bitches - quick little poo and then in for night is their routine

    Stella - mother who dodges her pups from 6 weeks

    Morgan- father drinking in the marble bar in kilkenny

    Lynx- mystery dog

    Pet name of the pandemic - sweetheart - a cattle lorry driver who 50 years ago tried to escape a woman and shes still haunting him

    Bella and Poppy - June Rodgers dogs rescued from the dump whose lives actually got wurser after being rescused

    Susan - It's a little car, a little Susan, but it doesn't answer to that name.

    Petronella - previous car (highest pitch giggle ever broadcast)

    A spooky horse

    A tallish kind of running dog

    June - Born in March and fell off a cliff

    Tom the cagey cat- The biggest Cat in the world - 'cot' in a wheelie bin, tried to hi-jack a van and then absconded 



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,044 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Some of those female cats may have been feeding kittens feral or not. So the kittens died of hunger did they when you dumped their mudders miles away.



  • Registered Users Posts: 20,561 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    has this caller been to the yew kay recently ?



  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Sounds like these ferral cats well fed , fish so to speak

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Greasy Tool


    He's starting a Society for the promotion of cruelty to animals, other than carp .



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Greasy Tool


    Koi are naive ?? Who'd a thunk , lolol



  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    here we go!!



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,419 ✭✭✭FAILSAFE 00


    Lmao 🤣



  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    O christ, this will be hilarious 🤣😂😆

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,044 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Gold on the horizon.



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭minikin


    GOLD



  • Registered Users Posts: 15,318 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Hehhehehheheh



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,336 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    a cat lover on line GOLD coming



  • Registered Users Posts: 17,510 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Oooh maybe gold



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭crazy 88


    Here we go!



  • Registered Users Posts: 4,504 ✭✭✭cozar


    Put the sherry down caller.



  • Registered Users Posts: 9,766 ✭✭✭lertsnim


    LOL. Here we go.



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    potential incoming gold....



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,564 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    A billion euro worth of a fish...nice.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Greasy Tool


    Oh de crulity!!! Lolol



  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Screaming Banshee on line 4

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Catfight incoming.



  • Registered Users Posts: 14,019 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Ger, you Bad, bad, bad Bastard

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • Registered Users Posts: 15,318 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Evilllllllllllllllll



  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 16,724 Mod ✭✭✭✭yop


    Superb. This prize f8e8e getting paid 400k a year to listen to 2 clowns fight about birds and cats!! jesus h christ



  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Fight !!!!!!

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭crazy 88


    Joe buttering this one up



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    As evil as the cork solicitors?



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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I would consider animal cruelty evil Joe



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