Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

Dan Jaman

"Praise Bee Allan."

archfi

LOL @ Duffy 'Praise be Allah'

2smiggy

'praise be allah'

FFS

gmisk

"Santi is coming"

"We don't celebrate Christmas we are Muslims..."

Lol.

"Praise be Allah"

GOLD

Praise be to Allah

Atlantic Dawn

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120003789#Comment_120003789

The husband will have to turn the bus towards Mecca at high noon.

2smiggy

could be Turkish rather than the turkeys newly employed by Dublin Bus

Dan Jaman

He's such a gowf.

zell12

That was gas. Does Santaí not go to muslims then?

gmisk

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120003784#Comment_120003784

He could drive juggernauts in the Rockies!!!

For Forks Sake

Get the right caller on and we'll get a "Hail Satan" out of Joe before the show is out

Jarhead_Tendler

It was like waiting for a bus and then 2 come at once . Poor joe getting left speechless

Flukey

"Would you drive a bus?"

"No, I'm blind."

"Will you be celebrating Christmas?"

"No, I am a Muslim."

Not Joe's day.

gmisk

I genuinely burst out laughing twice on that call...I am shocked joe could speak after sticking his foot multiple times in his big gob...lol

Jarhead_Tendler

Weird way of asking somebody their sexuality "Are you a birdman"

zell12

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120003814#Comment_120003814

Same here

https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1603564315637735425?s=20&t=SkOiY-ZrZoFl0HBUvamPFg

zell12

WHOY?

gmisk

"Are you a bird man" is that a way of asking if someone is straight these days?!

Atlantic Dawn

Will some whacker not call in and offer him half his prized pigeons?

Dan Jaman

.Urban chicken rearing has changed from a working-class necessity to a middle-class indulgence.

Furze99

They're noisy feckers, the cocks - de neighbours don't be liking them.

gmisk

Still lots of people going on about chickens in ballyer.

"Howaya chicken!"

Dan Jaman

So, you went looking for cock in Spain, missus?

gmisk

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120003804#Comment_120003804

I don't think so but hey....handy to have the days off anyway I'd say

2smiggy

good having the liveline with no misery !!

For Forks Sake

Foxes aren't exactly known for sneaking poultry away under cover of darkness without any evidence, they're more likely to leave the place looking like a warzone

leath_dub

Joe and his team must have spent the entire week reading the self-published bukes - there has been a parade of drivel on he show all week

gmisk

"Two lovely cocks"

Ah that takes me back to a wonderful night in a hotel room in my younger years....

Jarhead_Tendler

Dad is a publican owns a farm and has a funeral home

Dan Jaman

How would you tell if a chicken is traumatised?

The mad look in its eyes? That's normal.