Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

2smiggy

this is turning into the worst week of live line i can ever remember. with all that is going on in the country this is the best they can come up with. they should be lined up beside members of the GP and shot with a ball of their own shite

Brendan Bendar

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120094924#Comment_120094924

Working on that over in Gort a lad told me.

Have a pizza oven modified for solidity.

ButtersSuki

I didn't hear today's show but knwoing Joe I'm sure he delivered yet another powerhouse perfoirmance of broadcasting excellence. He really is a credit to RTE.

jippo nolan

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120094854#Comment_120094854

gaybo, a connoisseur of fine malt whiskey, if someone else was paying for it!

Tow

RTE Vacancies - Comment Line Operator: https://about.rte.ie/working-with-rte/vacancies/

Your once in a lifetime chance to join Joe's team.

Liveline is at the forefront of public debate providing a varied range of content to audiences each weekday and RTÉ Radio 1 wishes to appoint a Comment Line Operator to the Liveline programme.    

The successful candidate will be responsible for answering the comment line, distilling and summarising listeners’ comments and providing call details to the production team.  

Paying the eyewatering salary of €12,374 gross per annum. 3 hours work a day, Monday to Friday, 12:30 to 15:30. The ability to speak de cúpla focail is useful and have a typing speed of at least 60 wpm. 

It sounds like working as a Garda, putting days of work into getting a conviction for a criminal. Then having the judge give a slip on the wrist, as they clock up their 160th conviction.

Compiling lists of callers and their issues of the day, going to the production team, building a story. Only to have Joe talking about what ever topic comes into his head for the whole show.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120095849#Comment_120095849

Gaybo liked a Jameson til the day he passed away, not a malt at all at all at all.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120096333#Comment_120096333

Already selected from dons/daughters/else from RTE fambily

jippo nolan

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120096495#Comment_120096495

He would have drank vinegar if someone else was paying for it!

Brendan Bendar

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120097125#Comment_120097125

Seems to be a fairly common trait in the corridors of Montrose.

ButtersSuki

Late promo today, must be serving champagne coddle in the canteen today.

POSSIBLY on twodaze show…..

Instant pun/play on words on the song before the promo as usual.

Ancient items (could be an alternative title for this show actually).

Can we have our artifacts back so to speak.

Too posh to push and dat.

All “burts” are equal so to speak.

OR

……whatever death, illness, or tale of Dubalin city in de rare auld times that takes Joe’s fancy at 1:45.

2smiggy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120098229#Comment_120098229

could be comedy value in the too posh to push. the irish ladies being described as old, small and fat should get them riled up !!

avfc1874

I think Joe is going to bore us for the whole week with his little pet topics,

I think when Dee said Joe we have to do something about your listening figures, I don't think Joe understood which way she wanted them to go, Or maybe he is just too stubborn to listen

avfc1874

When Joe calls it a caller driven show 😅😅😅,. Do you remember when it was found out that Gerry Ryan was fond of the ol' Charlie ( he was mad for it),

Joe with a straight face said, We didn't have one caller to liveline wanting to discuss or criticise Gerry's drug taking, 🤔🤔🤔, not even one, ha ha ha.

What he meant was nobody criticises anyone in rte,

leath_dub

"Irish mothers are fat, short and old"

This could be gold!

Dan Jaman

Fat, old and short.

Not good for childers birthing, an' dat.

Common sense really. Don't see anything wrong with pointing it out.

Fat, old & short wimmens giving birth.

Tow

Yes, as expected.

Too Post to Push. Woman's bits and problems, one of Joe's favorite topics.

NeinNeinNein

They still have lovely bottoms.

mountain

Joe all set to host a thoughtful insightful discussion into this.....

2smiggy

she wants education for reasons to lose weight ?

Tow

Misses, in what way are you too small?

Cue for a load of old short fat indignant wans who dont have a medical degree but think they know better.

Dan Jaman

So missus, it was pointed out to you SEVERAL TIMES you were fat and you did NOTHING about it.

Stupid person.

rovers_runner

"Person with a bigger body" = fatty

2smiggy

when you go on holidays and see young irish ladies drinking like russian sailors, it's no surprise they tend to end up on the heftier side

Cartman78

"Every birth is natural (so to speak)" 😂

Archduke Franz Ferdinand

Dr Eva, that absolute dose formerly beloved by rte was telling us lrish that we are fat for years. So to speak.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand

Will jossef have a c section ???

archfi

Caller sounds excited and joyous describing da pain!

Dan Jaman

Joe stoking the foyres of outrage.

Manufactured outrage and other shoyte.