Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

BPKS

Beautiful Spiderman couches.

LOL

Would he like it if there was a spiderman couch left next to Michael Collins grave in Joe's beloved place of recreation.

shearforce

this couldn't be more up Joe's street.

Tailor made

Luckycharms_74

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120329670#Comment_120329670

And most probably not a mention of "de burkes" 😁

furiousox

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120330009#Comment_120330009

A "beautiful bench"

Atlantic Dawn

They should rent out deckshairs at the gates to graveyards like they do sunloungers at beaches in Spain.

ButtersSuki

A beauriful Spider-Man couch in a graveyard…..

McDermotX

First hit on guugle.

Wouldn't even bother looking at it, but suffice to say they are benches and memorials erected without permission.

Did you ask for permission caller ?

As tragic as your daughter's death may be, its got little to do with dis

https://www.limerickpost.ie/2022/06/29/benches-to-be-removed-from-limerick-city-cemetery/

ButtersSuki

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120330005#Comment_120330005

Don’t be daft with yer auld rules. Day don’t apply to salt a dee irths.

As for Bertie, it depends on the fee.

Hodges

So basically you bought a bench, just stuck it in a cemetery without asking the county council and are shocked that it's being moved.

Next cawlur please.

Dan Jaman

Betting the council now tell everyone with a bench there to get rid of it.

Yer caller will be the most popular man in de cemetary.

shearforce

"I'd love to draw a picture but the weather's been terrible"

no way that conversation ever took place

zell12

Can she not just lie down on the grave?

McDermotX

And caller, if someone has an accident and subsequent compo claim related to your bench, I assume you'll be covering it. Cheers boss.

zell12

No cost of living crisis in dat house

Atlantic Dawn

Problem is you let things like this creep in and then the place becomes a tacky ceremonial kip within a few years.

McDermotX

Dey are saying dey'll destroy to possible motivate a most inconsiderate man I'd say

ButtersSuki

Joe will place some Union Jack couches in Glasnevin for de fambilies of the British soldiers and de Black and Tans to sit on so to speak.

Tow

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120330063#Comment_120330063

Does he have three plots at 2,400 euro each, or just de two?

touts

I wonder would he be happy if it became a free for all in the graveyard and someone stuck up one of those massive tacky memorials in the plot next to his.

zell12

Sounds like a party place

ButtersSuki

Pont Eh Zar….in Par-ree…..as we say in Ballyfermot.

that’s an actual quote.

Hodges

Years ago Joe took a cawl from a traveller woman who was disgusted that her 13 foot high memorial on a grave was being removed. Naturally Joe took her side even though the yoke apparently resembled a Disney castle.

Atlantic Dawn

Anyone going to a medium I would put in the same classification as someone in their 20's who believes in Santa or watches WWE.

ButtersSuki

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120330057#Comment_120330057

and then a woman came up to me and said if only there was a bench here so I could rest me knees from de arthritis and dat…..

Atlantic Dawn

Will he ask him did she get de vaccine?

ButtersSuki

Joe has experience wit de mediums (or XXXXXL in his case):

wardrobe: actor’s own

zell12

Describe her death in detail, caller

Kalimah

And all generic stuff with the medium - elderly man, pink etc.

touts

Medium tells him everything she probably found on his Facebook page and he thinks it's magic!

shearforce

"mediums, I wouldn't be into that stuff at all"

doesn't sound like it funnily enough