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#100652 18-04-2023 2:31pm
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Joe dying to know what was de wurst sin he heard at a confession.

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#100653 18-04-2023 2:31pm
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What's de most common sin confessed, faaader?

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#100654 18-04-2023 2:31pm
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"Hours of confession per day?"
Well Joe, I am sure his hourly rate is not a tap on yours.

When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?

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#100655 18-04-2023 2:33pm
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Free counseling at Knock!

What could go wrong

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#100656 18-04-2023 2:33pm
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...... PRIESTLINE....

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#100657 18-04-2023 2:34pm
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A contract priest. Kinda like an agency nurse. The agency gets a was of cash per nurse. The nurse gets paid far more than than if she / he worked for the HSE. Win win,,the only loser - the gommy tax payer.

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#100658 18-04-2023 2:35pm
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He should offer a premium rate number to text sins in to.

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#100659 18-04-2023 2:36pm
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That smoke alarm beep would drive me to basically kill, I wouldn't be able to take 20 minutes of it before I'd rip the fooker off the wall, mains powered version or not.

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#100660 18-04-2023 2:37pm
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Joe thinks he will run again 😂

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#100661 18-04-2023 2:38pm
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Biden said he would run for president on US soil before he ever came to Ireland ...

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#100662 18-04-2023 2:40pm
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Las Vegas would be the only place similar to Knock in the US.

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#100663 18-04-2023 2:41pm
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An Intervention. Well done all round

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#100664 18-04-2023 2:47pm
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https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120491800#Comment_120491800

I thought it was a young lad's trainers on the tiles!! Ha ha

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#100665 18-04-2023 2:47pm
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Joe wants to talk about de fiddling fathers, but Father Frank is wise to him.

When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?

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#100666 18-04-2023 2:49pm
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Knock was invented for a slow area to sell tat to tourists.

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#100667 18-04-2023 2:49pm
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Joe FM
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#100668 18-04-2023 2:51pm
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They should have a set of Top Trumps with priests of Ireland, they could class them on...
Fastest mass said
Largest funeral overseen
Quickest last rights session
Farthest throw of holy water
Newest parish car

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#100669 18-04-2023 2:51pm
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The new DG won't be making waves, as he's already well familar with the greedy snouts in the trough culture at RTE, and the boat will not be rocked.
So, don't worry, Joe. Your cosy little arrangement is safe.

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#100670 18-04-2023 2:52pm
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Pat Kenny and the Toy Show, lol...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BIeizjBzhM

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#100671 18-04-2023 2:52pm
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God above, Brendan o Connor

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#100672 18-04-2023 2:52pm
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Looks like Joe's friend and neighbor is being given a miss.

When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?

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#100673 18-04-2023 2:53pm
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Brendan O'Connor is a ####!

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#100674 18-04-2023 2:53pm
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Cormac O headhra???
No he wud turn it into a gaeilgoir session

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#100675 18-04-2023 2:54pm
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Cormac O'Hara - what's so hard about that :) Solved. Think he'd be useless though. Sarah now maybe.
As for Ballsy, he'd have even more of the citizens on anti depressants.
That leaves Joe, only sensible suggestion so far.

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#100676 18-04-2023 2:55pm
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Is that the 1st time Joe mentioned the licence fee on his show?

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#100677 18-04-2023 2:57pm
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we need a black lesbian dwarf to present, also trans , or has a funny pronoun

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#100678 18-04-2023 2:57pm
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Be handy for Joe if he does it. He could interview himself about his next buukes.

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#100679 18-04-2023 2:58pm
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"Hello girls"...can you still say that in an ad on the radio?

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#100680 18-04-2023 2:59pm
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https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120491903#Comment_120491903

Panti Bliss?? Now there's an idea.

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#100681 18-04-2023 3:00pm
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A one-legged black lesbian dwarf, if you don't mind.
Are you leggist?

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