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Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

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    #106322
    selwyn froggitt
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭selwyn froggitt


    do you want maple or golden syrup on your marshmallow feet?



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    #106323
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 25,237 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Joe's book BINGO 😃 How big is that bingo card?



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    #106324
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users Posts: 5,990 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120690384#Comment_120690384

    Golden syrup. Maple syrup. Gin for teachers. Coddle. Hostelries. Medical histories.


    Joe going at breakneck speed in case the new DG heard him do a full show dedicated to his mate.



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    #106325
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,362 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Stop sucking up dere caller !

    Tell him de quality of de German printing was excellent



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    #106326
    shearforce
    Registered Users Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭shearforce


    Joe stretching the call to get a global position on Martine, he has a team on it in the background.



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    #106327
    calculator
    Registered Users Posts: 3,208 ✭✭✭calculator


    Lol children of the rising! Polyglots!



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    #106328
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    How was your pandemic, Martine?



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    #106329
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,589 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Into art, like yourself."

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #106330
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users Posts: 5,990 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Go on Cat, get it all in!!



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    #106331
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 25,237 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Martine rambling now about her flying. What colour is your plane?



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    #106332
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I had to learn German Joe in case I ever got a buke published there so to speak….



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    #106333
    Furze99
    Registered Users Posts: 11,230 ✭✭✭✭Furze99


    What about de cats though?



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    #106334
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe fascinated to learn there’s more than one continent.



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    #106335
    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,526 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Walterina Mitty here.



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    #106336
    calculator
    Registered Users Posts: 3,208 ✭✭✭calculator


    I enjoyed that!



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    #106337
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 25,237 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Thirty minutes of that... LOL



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    #106338
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Wat continent is Belmullet on Joe?



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    #106339
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,780 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Stop,stop, you're killing me!


    Mentioned the leg

    Mentioned the coddle

    Mentioned Joe's buke

    Mentioned the art

    Too many to remember them all!


    You even got a gurrameelamohagut out of Joe


    Take a bow!



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    #106340
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,362 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Well done caller

    A nice thick slice of Liveline

    Plus a personal buke recommendation from Joe. That's tantamount to getting felt up by him on a third date !



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    #106341
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 25,237 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Gin for all

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    #106342
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,589 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120690431#Comment_120690431

    180 degrees out, caller.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #106343
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Comedy Gold Caller of the Year?



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    #106344
    calculator
    Registered Users Posts: 3,208 ✭✭✭calculator


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120690442#Comment_120690442

    Pity we didn't get a DEATH though. That would've been a full house.



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    #106345
    Archduke Franz Ferdinand
    Registered Users Posts: 1,392 ✭✭✭Archduke Franz Ferdinand


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    Dey told me it was maple syrup Joe….me mouths still sore..



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    #106346
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    FunnyFryday in Belfast. Belfast being less than a 2 hour drive will necessitate Joe having to leave on Tuesday and returning on Monday.



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    #106347
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    FunnyFryday in Belfast could be the worst bombing ever in Northern Ireland.



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    #106348
    archfi
    Registered Users Posts: 5,333 ✭✭✭archfi


    'Todally, todally'

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



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    #106349
    Brian Scan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Brian Scan


    Martine managed to take the piss out of Joe while sounding like a typical Liveline caller.



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    #106350
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 6,062 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    We could all be tapping the birch and dat for the syrup. Goes well with Coddle too and the poached salmon sotospeak.



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    #106351
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I’m out, will be a while before that’s beaten.



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