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  • Registered Users Posts: 39,532 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe dragging DEATH into it, of course.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Joe sniffing around at the traffic accidents ceremony.



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,279 ✭✭✭archfi


    The 'gateway' is a gateway to a lot of 'entitlements'.

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    My label says "If found, please return to 108 James St, The Liberties, Dublin 8, Ireland, Earth".



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,587 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    ADHD is basically someone who likes a little bit of de day dreaming and chilling out so to speak.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,504 ✭✭✭cozar


    An office on her own.? Did she give the name and number of her psychiatrist?!



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,978 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Imagine being an employer having to provide different, contrasting accomodations for the amount of conditions people claim to have these days. Meanwhile the people with genuine conditions dying to work getting the short end of the stick.



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,279 ✭✭✭archfi


    She's making herself sound basically sh1t at her work and now she has a gateway excuse for it!

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,587 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    I recall pre everyone and his mudder being diagnosed with ADHD a lad in school who insisted on getting a full classroom to himself to sit his leaving cert, he got it.



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,434 ✭✭✭Tow


    She sounds normal to me, most people get distracted at work and it no hard to get documents re checked.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,627 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    “Where’je find dis eye-talian psychologist?”



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,587 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    EyeTalian psychiatrist via zoom, wow.



  • Registered Users Posts: 39,532 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Diagnosing by aZoom, whatever next?

    The proponents of the Interweb thingy were saying that would be commonplace, back in the early days of video calling.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 4,504 ✭✭✭cozar


    “Maria ADHD Italy”, Nice and simple for all the ADHD people.



  • Registered Users Posts: 11,213 ✭✭✭✭Furze99


    Lisa sounded like someone familiar with all the gateways anyway.



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,577 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    FFS, so she can wander around her own office while listening to tunes On her headphones, and her work doesn't have to be up to standard, if I did that it'd be ,

    Hey lazy bollix, pull your finger out, before i diagnosis you with your p45



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    It must be a nightmare. Thats Dave who uses the pronoun them, Thats Steve who is allergic to Wednesdays. Here is Mary, real name Barry. Over here is Linda who can't attend a meeting longer than 27 minutes and this is Julio is intolerant to gluten.



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,134 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    We've heard of ambulance chaser solicitors.

    Joe's a hearse chaser.



  • Registered Users Posts: 39,532 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Feck off wid yer woke shyte, Joe.

    If people don't like it, they can simply pass it by and shut their gobs.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 5,978 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    This is Joseph, he's got a condition where he can only appear for half of his scheduled days, can only do two hours a day, will eschew the work required in favour of his own pet projects, oh, and he'll also be rude to customers and make his substitute workers apologise for him.


    ...but he's great value.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,118 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    What type of shoes is Mary wearing, and Joseph, and de baby Jebus?



  • Registered Users Posts: 15,627 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Cribs in the rare aul times



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,587 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    I believe the stalls in Henry Street go up from tomorrow, "putting the complete scangified kip in to Doubalin Town".



  • Registered Users Posts: 39,532 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 17,942 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Was the name of the caller who called Joe about the crib in Paul Fitzpatrick's Shoes, in face, Paul Fitzpatrick from Paul Fitzpatrick Shoes?

    Not knocking the guy, if he did it's genius.



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,587 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    "Inclusive", ffs, every arsewipe in the country's religion seems to be accommodated fine except catholicism.



  • Registered Users Posts: 15,627 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Get yizzer Christmas crack pipes 3 for a tenner



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Joe angling for free studs to be put on the heels of his George Webbs.



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,134 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin




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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,627 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    RIGHT said Mary



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