Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

Dempo1 · 11-10-2021 2:02pm

Sell a bit here, Sell a bit there so to speak

archfi · 11-10-2021 2:03pm

Well known Niall Boylan Show caller on now.

Busi_Girl08 · 11-10-2021 2:03pm

Nice handy one for Joe today.

Ally Dick · 11-10-2021 2:03pm

The Cork clown is back. I could try and contact Joe twenty times and never get through. He seems to get through at will

JMNolan · 11-10-2021 2:03pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118004520#Comment_118004520

And Neil Prederville

withless · 11-10-2021 2:04pm

JOHN FROM CORK

SEPT 23 1989 · 11-10-2021 2:04pm

what would they do with overfed radio hosts

baldbear · 11-10-2021 2:04pm

On line 2 we have Mullah Akhunzada from Kabul.

Larbre34 · 11-10-2021 2:04pm

Great confusion reigns among fans of the Brass Tallaght Band.

Atlantic Dawn · 11-10-2021 2:05pm

Sounds a lot like the Palmarian rules for women...

1. Woman may not wear trousers.

2. Shorts are banned

3. It is forbidden to wear any shirt or similar garment with short sleeves.

4. Sleeves can only be rolled up for the duration of any work such as washing dishes etc.

5. Females must wear skirts no shorter than two fingers width below the knee.

6. Tights are banned as they are classed as mens attire. Female teens and adults may only wear stockings, female children only socks.

7. Female babies cannot wear all in one baby suits.

8. Shirts and blouses must be buttoned to the neck.

9. You cannot play any sport that requires you to wear short sleeves or shorts.

10. Visiting beaches is banned.

11. All voting banned. e.g. Local and general elections, referendums etc.

12. Visiting and using swimming pools is banned.

13. Visiting night clubs is banned

14. Denim cloth is banned, therefore wearing jeans is banned.

15. Listening to popular / modern music is banned.

16. Watching boxing matches is banned.

17. Attending non-Palmarian religious services such as weddings, funerals, christenings etc is banned, for all non Palmarians even family.

18. Males are banned from dying or bleaching hair

19. Males cannot wear ear jewelry or other face jewelry.

20. Receiving organ transplants is banned.

21. Leaving or providing organs for transplant is banned.

22. All contraception is banned.

23. Disco’s are banned.

24. Later introduced in addition to rule 16, All functions associated with non Palmarian religious services such as wedding breakfasts, evening functions, i.e. social functions before or after, christenings, weddings, funerals etc are banned you cannot attend even if function is family or relatives.

25. Later above rule no. 5 was changed to increase the length of skirts below the knee from 2 to 4 or 5 fingers width.

26. Children must be told Christmas presents are from parents and not Santa Claus as he doesn’t exist

27. New Bible introduced, any copies of any other bibles must be burnt. This bible was authored in Spain and has many changes in comparison to the standard bible.

28. TV programs that have people or cartoon characters outside the Palmarian dress code may not be watched. In effect this is most television, it would encompass news, documentaries, etc. etc.

29. No social contact with any persons not dressed to the Palmarian dress code. This in effect means virtually all non-Palmarians.

30. Nobody allowed in the home if not dressed to Palmarian dress code except workmen.

31. In work, contact with non-palmarian co-workers must be kept to a minimum, i.e. only talk to when necessary to carry out the job and no social chat.

32. Only religious books approved by Palmar are allowed all others banned and must be burnt. This in effect means virtually any non Palmarian authored book is banned.

33. Any photos/images with priests who have left the order must be burn/destroyed.

34. Religious films are banned.

35. All prayers and hymns not contained in the Palmarian missal are banned

36. Birthday candles on birthday cakes are banned.

37. Contact with anyone including relatives who are living with partners and not married is banned. This would include all marriages outside the Palmarian Church since the early 1980's as these marriages are considered invalid.

38. Throwing coins in a fountain/well/water is banned.

39. Children must be removed to another room from their classes where non palmarian religious instruction is given.

40. Horoscopes are banned

41. Movies containing references to magic are banned.

42. The neckline of a shirt or blouse etc must when worn be at least 2 fingers width above the breast bone.

43. Christmas trees are banned.

44. Images of Santa Claus are banned

45. Giving or opening presents on Christmas day (25th December) is banned.

46. Christmas presents must be given and opened on the feast of the Epiphany

http://homepage.eircom.net/~palmardetroya/rules.htm