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    #140222
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,407 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Yank Dog needs a guardian

    Name and Colour unknown, but top priority. How you expect to find a guardian without such information is beyond me.


    Children's Hospital malarkey



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    #140223
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,407 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Breaking news


    De dog is white

    I repeat, white !



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    #140224
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,113 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    pets of the cost of living crisis

    lollipopgate...moaning mini from yesterday

    big gaff ...downsise..no little gaffs in the area

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #140225
    Tow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,632 ✭✭✭Tow


    Joe,

    White Lab: Dog wants to fly from JFK Airport, can you accompany him?

    Rita from yesterday: Children's Hospital rant.

    Downsize: No houses available in de area.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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    #140226
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,113 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121494434#Comment_121494434

    sorted

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    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #140227
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,877 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    When non-guide dogs are allowed in the passenger area of planes it will be the fall of civilisation.



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    #140228
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    IMG_1555.jpeg

    Re Siberian Huskies, fabulous creatures, I once had the pleasure of handling gentle Boris above, was warned he was difficult on lead, he was an absolute gent & very affectionate. He was known to be a bit of an escape artist, would go off with anyone.



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    #140229
    avfc1874
    Registered Users Posts: 3,595 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Joe, someone connected to RTE wants a dog brought over from America on the cheap,

    Woman from yesterday slags off the childrens Hospital, so Joe will stick up for the hospital/government on this as they're bailing out RTE, saying it will be the bestest hospital in the world with gold beds an al judging by the price

    Some relation from RTE, wants to downsize and wants the listeners to do it for them , because they just couldn't be arsed


    Joe will be extra belchy, giddy,windy as the tins of roses and mince pies have been left unlocked in the studio



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    #140230
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    What a Scrooge-like salary Eir paying their internal IT support worker who doesn’t want to retire. €35K. How long does it take Joe to earn that?



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    #140231
    Tow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,632 ✭✭✭Tow


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121494570#Comment_121494570

    I was more shocked at de lad's salary then Eir losing de case. We pay more than dat to young wans without any experience.

    In saying dat, he maybe on the public sector gold leaf pension.

    At this rate Joe will be in de job until at least 80. Unless de reaper calls first.

    Post edited by Boards.ie: Paul on

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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    #140232
    Tow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,632 ✭✭✭Tow


    Ha. RTE have to ask Joe how much they paid him!

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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    #140233
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121494596#Comment_121494596

    I’m public sector “gold leaf” pension… you’d want to see what I take home 🙄

    He would get half of that as his pension, he doesn’t want his pension, he loves working, loves his job, loves having a purpose to his life, a man with a real wurk ettic. Sounds like a man who would apply himself busily to his job and alias to his colleagues and company.



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    #140234
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121494453#Comment_121494453

    I sat next to a pug flying to Panama, and beside a Golden Retriever on a small plane to Alderney



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    #140235
    Tow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,632 ✭✭✭Tow


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121494619#Comment_121494619

    Yes, half the linked current salary for the Job . This is gold when compared to Joe private sector pension, with inflation eroding it away.

    Post edited by Boards.ie: Paul on

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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    #140236
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121494636#Comment_121494636

    Poor Joe, let’s raise a GoFundMe for him



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    #140237
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,780 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121494636#Comment_121494636

    Pensions are a very, very sore point for Joe. Wants all the advantages of being a contractor, but is horrified that he had to give up his RTE pension as a consequence



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    #140238
    Tow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,632 ✭✭✭Tow


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121494665#Comment_121494665

    Joe Public Cawlur, not de udder Joe!

    Post edited by Boards.ie: Paul on

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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    #140239
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,877 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    It's funny listening to the wokevillers wanting people to use Threads instead of Twitter but can't give an actual valid reason to.



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    #140240
    Tow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,632 ✭✭✭Tow


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121494677#Comment_121494677

    De SCOPE may still provide Joe with his wants.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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    #140241
    Tow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,632 ✭✭✭Tow


    Imagine all the fighting there is going to be in de GAA clubs over their million quids!

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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    #140242
    Tow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,632 ✭✭✭Tow


    De dog now identifies as a different breed, so to speak.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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    #140243
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 17,073 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    She's a golden retriever

    Retrieves your oldest coin

    Leads you blindly down every dark alley

    Then she'll bleed you dry



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    #140244
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    I’d volunteer if I were travelling on that flight. But I’d want to meet him.



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    #140245
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,664 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121494693#Comment_121494693

    When the reader said JP will give a million to every woman in Europe, I wonder what thought had fluttered through his mind.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #140246
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,877 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    At this rate it would be less hassle to send the gubbermint jet for him.



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    #140247
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,407 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    And when Zeus bites de head of a handler or something goes wrong........dat muppet who put dere hand up is liable



    And will never have had met him



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    #140248
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    Joe Duffy’s famous last words



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    #140249
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,877 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    If Zeus breaks loose and eats the wires of the port engine will the planes insurers be looking for about $5million from you?



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    #140250
    Tow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,632 ✭✭✭Tow


    Joe: Def Con 3

    Is Wargames on Netflix at the momentm

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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    #140251
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    Death for dog on Joe's mind



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