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DaTown

you should have gone with social & affordable. caller

Dempo1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118036235#Comment_118036235

Outrageous 😡

Atlantic Dawn

'Pet friendly' would be an instant red flag for me moving in to such a place, imagine paying that outlay and having some bollix next door's dog barking night and day.

cozar

ah point of call, his PENTHOUSE.

NeinNeinNein

The likes of Duffy et al are laughing at you from their ivory towers, caller.

McDermotX

Will de 10 percent of social housing lottery winners have to pay for der pets?

Or is it it up to the likes of meself.....again.

Dempo1

Jesus 15 minutes in a Joe's rambling

SEPT 23 1989

there would be a bang of pets out of the apartment

PieOhMy

You could hear the moment Roy realised that Joe is an idiot and how bad it feels to have an actual idiot laugh AT you and your situation.

leath_dub

Is there apoint to this? His time was wasted? National radio.

😀You could almost hear Joe's arse twitch when the caller suggested it was false advertising

PieOhMy

Pets of the pandemic:

Murphy

Brando

Buttsy

Topsy (A rabbit)

Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)

Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc

Bailey

BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)

Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)

Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)

Snuggie - dognapped

Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged

Charlie - HARLEY?!?!

Johnny O - A boat

Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot

Ruby - sits in the foire engine

Jojo and Fergus - both girls?

Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.

Lunatic Soup aka Kelp

Dukey Dog?

Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.

Benji Senior (Josh)

Taz - The CPR chiwawa

Holly - cat

Oisin- an madra marabh

An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people

An unnamed rat the size of a small car

Princess - dog (what's his name)

Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.

Annabel- 35 year old donkey

Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)

Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider

Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL

Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player

German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner

Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter

De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug

Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage

Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat

Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat

Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.

Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.

False Widow Spider - or else a hot water bottle, essentially the same thing

Timberlake the Cockatoo - Timby to his friends. Not named after Justin Timberlake but after a place in Canada that Twink knows.

Holly & Bobby - age 9 & 4. Two Yorkshire terriors barking and runnin around de place wid egg site ment. Nearly smashed a window with their mighty paws.

Bella & Alfie - less favoured than Holly & Bobby

Brandy - gun dog got a few rubs post mortum

6 cardigan corgi pups - 3 dogs 3 bitches - quick little poo and then in for night is their routine

Stella - mother who dodges her pups from 6 weeks

Morgan- father drinking in the marble bar in kilkenny

Lynx- mystery dog

Pet name of the pandemic - sweetheart - a cattle lorry driver who 50 years ago tried to escape a woman and shes still haunting him

Bella and Poppy - June Rodgers dogs rescued from the dump whose lives actually got wurser after being rescused

Susan - It's a little car, a little Susan, but it doesn't answer to that name.

Petronella - previous car (highest pitch giggle ever broadcast)

A spooky horse

A tallish kind of running dog

June - Born in March and fell off a cliff

Tom the cagey cat- The biggest Cat in the world - 'cot' in a wheelie bin, tried to hi-jack a van and then absconded 

Mia, Coco (deceased), Cotton socks, Peaches and Calli - Each with their own bedroom and may or may not be related to each other

Psyco Cat aka Peep - more like a snake than a cat. 3 days up the chimney, previously rehomed and it didn't work out

Snugglepuss/Snufflepuss - went for the callers partner at one point

Honey- Bray recycling center cat rehabilitated after 3 months & shows off her underside

Quinto - 'printo?' & 'QUINTO AS IN FOIVE?!' Guide dog.

Rory - The retiree guide dog. TYFYS.

Iris & Issac - penthouse cats who won't pay any rent

Dempo1

What about the number who've now abandoned their pandemic pets joe

dvcireland

Joe (asking a whacker) and wat are yer cats called?

Whacker: Tupac and Buberry

BPKS

Cats to the left of me

Dogs to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

SEPT 23 1989

cant understand what she is saying

Atlantic Dawn

It's not because you are single, it's because you are making fook all.

Dempo1

100k would buy a nice barge, mobile home so to speak

NeinNeinNein

You're not funny enough for Duffy, caller. Next.

SEPT 23 1989

Find a husband quickly

Dempo1

Not sure help to buy is for people for people who have their own site or self building 🤔

Ash.J.Williams

feck off with your cats

BPKS

She has €50k in savings, has a site, has planning and has engineers fees paid.

Probably looking to build a massive house.

Deeec

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118036310#Comment_118036310

or a wife - cant assume she needs a husband these days😀

BPKS

Where are you from originally Margaret?

Dempo1

When are these fools going to get it, Joe can't help, your on your own, it's the system, it's Ireland, wake up and smell the coffee.

Deeec

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118036317#Comment_118036317

I dont think we are getting the full story. Has she said what she is earning

bmorrissey

you're self employed....you're fcuked caller

McDermotX

Whoops

Widow

Atlantic Dawn

Would a Dragon's Den type show wurk where the 4 banks decide who to give a mortgage to each week based on the best story?

Dempo1

It seems these people actually think all these exciting scheme's, re build Ireland, help to buy etc were designed especially for them and will actually magical produced them a home, are they stupid or just delusional