Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

Dempo1

Jesus the ESB bill must have been massive 😳

Furze99

Duffy dealing once again with the pressing issues of the day.

How does he get away with it? Does no one in RTE have any control over him?

Complete rubbish.

PieOhMy

The story is going sooooooooo slowly and yet we have to take several steps back just to get all of the boring details.

Expunge

A bit like the Swazteeeeka Laundry, this is another hardy annual for Radio 1 and Joe in particular

Atlantic Dawn

Would there be a good enough story for a Netflix documentary?

Sure it was a gun in his pocket?

Dempo1

I'm tired Garda

TomSweeney

Just tuned in , is this new or is it the history show again ?

TomSweeney

OK ... so it's the history show again .... jaysus ... well it's better than covid w@nking or climate change w@nking in fairness ...

Dempo1

Jesus wept this Garda is so slow, I'm amazed the gang didn't go out, do their shopping , get a takeaway and come back to see if he was still there 🙄

Dempo1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118123129#Comment_118123129

This is about as Gripping as Kin 😁

furiousox

No way will this story be wrapped up by 3pm unless they get a move on.

PieOhMy

Pets of the pandemic:

Murphy

Brando

Buttsy

Topsy (A rabbit)

Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)

Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS!  Divoc

Bailey

BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)

Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)

Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)

Snuggie - dognapped

Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged

Charlie - HARLEY?!?!

Johnny O - A boat

Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot

Ruby - sits in the foire engine

Jojo and Fergus - both girls?

Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.

Lunatic Soup aka Kelp

Dukey Dog?

Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.

Benji Senior (Josh)

Taz - The CPR chiwawa

Holly - cat

Oisin- an madra marabh

An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people

An unnamed rat the size of a small car

Princess - dog (what's his name)

Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.

Annabel- 35 year old donkey

Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)

Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider

Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL

Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player

German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner

Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter

De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug

Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage

Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat

Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat

Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.

Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.

False Widow Spider - or else a hot water bottle, essentially the same thing

Timberlake the Cockatoo - Timby to his friends. Not named after Justin Timberlake but after a place in Canada that Twink knows.

Holly & Bobby - age 9 & 4. Two Yorkshire terriors barking and runnin around de place wid egg site ment. Nearly smashed a window with their mighty paws.

Bella & Alfie - less favoured than Holly & Bobby

Brandy - gun dog got a few rubs post mortum

6 cardigan corgi pups - 3 dogs 3 bitches - quick little poo and then in for night is their routine

Stella - mother who dodges her pups from 6 weeks

Morgan- father drinking in the marble bar in kilkenny

Lynx- mystery dog

Pet name of the pandemic - sweetheart - a cattle lorry driver who 50 years ago tried to escape a woman and shes still haunting him

Bella and Poppy - June Rodgers dogs rescued from the dump whose lives actually got wurser after being rescused

Susan - It's a little car, a little Susan, but it doesn't answer to that name.

Petronella - previous car (highest pitch giggle ever broadcast)

A spooky horse

A tallish kind of running dog

June - Born in March and fell off a cliff

Tom the cagey cat- The biggest Cat in the world - 'cot' in a wheelie bin, tried to hi-jack a van and then absconded 

Mia, Coco (deceased), Cotton socks, Peaches and Calli - Each with their own bedroom and may or may not be related to each other

Psyco Cat aka Peep - more like a snake than a cat. 3 days up the chimney, previously rehomed and it didn't work out

Snugglepuss/Snufflepuss - went for the callers partner at one point

Honey- Bray recycling center cat rehabilitated after 3 months & shows off her underside

Quinto - 'printo?' & 'QUINTO AS IN FOIVE?!' Guide dog.

Rory - The retiree guide dog. TYFYS.

Iris & Issac - penthouse cats who won't pay any rent

A menagerie of turty animals:

Daisy - Missing Finglas ferret Wanted Dead or Alive, a carnivore who escaped but hasn't killed...YET

Lilly- Sister Ferret

Crazy Colly - 5 months old

Free roaming bunnies X 2

Terrapins - Free slow roaming

African Pygmy Hedgehog

10 Rats - "Are dey white ones?!"

Sky - Skoy the bedroom rat possible COVID death

Several Mice

Sonny - Green Cheek Parrot

Joy - Monk Parakeet/Quaker parrot

Guinea pigs

Temperamental Bunnies x 2 -Fluff flying

Eve - Cat, prone to popping in the bathroom window

Dessie "The Border Fox" O'Hare

Dominic "Mad Dog" McGlinchey

cozar

why do all gardai sound so boring when they are telling a story.

withless

The 'good god' button will need to be replaced after dis.

Dempo1

Now Joe's getting excited, injuries, wounds, blood, so to speak

One Who Waits...

And were you in pain?

Atlantic Dawn

Joe should have tried to broadcast from the kitchen of that house today.

Dempo1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118123156#Comment_118123156

Jesus that's some Typing speed, thank you for your service

Dan Jaman

I'm out.

I'm not listening to this creep get his rocks off by pulling an emotionally distressed man through some really horrible memories.

YOU'RE A FECKING GHOUL, JOE, AND THE SOONER YOU'RE FIRED FROM THAT JOB, THE BETTER.

withless

Joe making sure the whole retelling is as confusing as possible.

Dempo1

I'm starting to loose consciousness

Atlantic Dawn

What colour were the pearly gates caller?

One Who Waits...

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118123180#Comment_118123180

A natural talent, so to speak.

withless

An aul 'out of body' experience thrown in for good measure.

littlevillage

Joe dragging this story out for another show. Jaysus, where did he get this poor devil from. He's clearly still suffering from PTSD.

This was his excuse to get to the experience of death.

Dempo1

Christ this is a new low in terms of awfulness

PieOhMy

Does anyone think these topics are for the days when the production team want to put in less effort than normal? They don't have to actually bother with callers today on this caller driven show.

Atlantic Dawn

"Sorry about the death trap so to speak."