Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

cozar

FFS.

sligojoek

The exact same routine as she's getting away with this days.

Dan Jaman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117681812#Comment_117681812

I get suspicious when old acts are asked on shows as a tribute to them. Often presages a demise.

phonypony

Never been my cup of tea, but in fairness to her, she has made a decent career out of what she does, so obviously somebody enjoys the shows!

Much like Brendan O'Carroll; I think his material has been done to death for many decades, but I can't fault his work ethic and success...

Dempo1

Linda Bitter Martin, could this get any worse, hang on...... Twink on line 2...

FIGHT 🤣🤣🤣

Ally Dick

She's about as funny as a cancer diagnosis

touts

Clip from 1992. Ends with Teresa Lowe saying June was working with script writers to develop her show.

Hope she didn't pay them because the 1992 clip is still exactly the same script as she does in 2021.

Dempo1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117682948#Comment_117682948

Hmmm, you could be onto something, Advanced Misery

2smiggy

big changes to Pets of the pandemic list !!

2smiggy

'You got your dogs in a dump ?'

'ya, Roscrea'

NeinNeinNein

Wtf? Is this sheoite on for the whole show?

Dempo1

Joe having a great laugh, he's alone

NeinNeinNein

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117683001#Comment_117683001

Sounds like he is putting the laugh on.

Dempo1

Jesus if Barry Manilow heard this he'd be submitting legal papers

Dempo1

I'd doubt Barry will make it to 79 if he heard this crap

PieOhMy

Pets of the pandemic:

Murphy

Brando

Buttsy

Topsy (A rabbit)

Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)

Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc

Bailey

BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)

Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)

Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)

Snuggie - dognapped

Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged

Charlie - HARLEY?!?!

Johnny O - A boat

Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot

Ruby - sits in the foire engine

Jojo and Fergus - both girls?

Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.

Lunatic Soup aka Kelp

Dukey Dog?

Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.

Benji Senior (Josh)

Taz - The CPR chiwawa

Holly - cat

Oisin- an madra marabh

An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people

An unnamed rat the size of a small car

Princess - dog (what's his name)

Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.

Annabel- 35 year old donkey

Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)

Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider

Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL

Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player

German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner

Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter

De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug

Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage

Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat

Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat

Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.

Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.

False Widow Spider - or else a hot water bottle, essentially the same thing

Timberlake the Cockatoo - Timby to his friends. Not named after Justin Timberlake but after a place in Canada that Twink knows.

Holly & Bobby - age 9 & 4. Two Yorkshire terriors barking and runnin around de place wid egg site ment. Nearly smashed a window with their mighty paws.

Bella & Alfie - less favoured than Holly & Bobby

Brandy - gun dog got a few rubs post mortum

6 cardigan corgi pups - 3 dogs 3 bitches - quick little poo and then in for night is their routine

Stella - mother who dodges her pups from 6 weeks

Morgan- father drinking in the marble bar in kilkenny

Lynx- mystery dog

Pet name of the pandemic - sweetheart - a cattle lorry driver who 50 years ago tried to escape a woman and shes still haunting him

Bella and Poppy - June Rodgers dogs rescued from the dump whose lives actually got wurser after being rescused

CH3OH

RTE evacuated as Nitrous Oxide leak detected in liveline studio

Joe definitely inhaling something

thecretinhop

cronyism

nepotism

this is literally taking your tax money and giving it to a talentless clown.

unreal.

2smiggy

'and where are you from , originally ?'

McGinniesta

Don't push me coz I'm close to the edge.

I'm trying not to lose my head.

(as the song goes)

Dempo1

Pat, Man or Women? Asking for a friend

Deeec

Is Pat male or female

McGinniesta

You know what? F*ck this

Dempo1

Joe says good man Pat?

Deeec

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117683072#Comment_117683072

I was thinking the exact same!

CH3OH

Have they dug Brendan up?

Dempo1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117683076#Comment_117683076

I commend you for lasting this long 😏, I'm getting close

McGinniesta

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117683086#Comment_117683086

That was literally driving me to drink.

NeinNeinNein

June didn't laugh when that impressionist dope was on, didn't like him hogging the limelight.

Dempo1

Didn't boyzone get on the Late Late 😂