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    #21482
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,982 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118225955#Comment_118225955

    Yep pretty Grim and depressing morning, the Misery, no doubt will continue at 1.45, do tune in Cawler 😁

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #21483
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,738 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Wash yizzar hands might make a return for all the good that poor advice did.



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    #21484
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,982 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118226112#Comment_118226112

    He's been itching to say it 😁

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #21485
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,362 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Black Friday

    South Africa

    Racist Duffy



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    #21486
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,738 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Today...

    It's turning in to a Black Friday with the new Delta Beverly Hills 90210 variant.

    Everyone who is arsed will be able to get de booster dose.

    Masks for de kids, no sleepover, devestating sez Joe.

    Self published book from yesterday, de husband who saw the grass wasn't always greener on his neighbours bush so to speak.

    Trinity fines, anudder caller with the problem.



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    #21487
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    And this Afternoon’s Misery Fest will be….


    • Black Black Froyday. De news isn’t good but don’t be feeling too bad for yerselves, petals. Myself? I’m having my caviar and lobster coddle delivered by drone chez moi for the impending lockdown.
    • Banned floights. Oh de misery, Joe’s shaft is stiff as concrete.
    • Devastating masks.
    • Husband who fecked off and returned, from yesterday. Buy de buke. Buy de buke.
    • Anudder Trinners stewdent nurse who can’t graduate (for want of returning a library buke?)




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    #21488
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Joe today.

    Greek alphabet

    Israyal

    Might ban flights from Africa or even the whole continent!

    Young children wearing masks. Whacker opinions needed.

    Good news story yesterday about the women who's husband left her. Clips of that for sum reason including a snorting bull on the line. The book is authored by a Helen but goes by the name Susan on liveline.

    Joe's crusade agaisnt Trinity continues unabated.


    Joe thinks the name of a 3 word Garth Brukes song is "Calling Colin Farrell"



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    #21489
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,738 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Panto tickets 5 for 50 cent.



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    #21490
    One Who Waits...
    Registered Users Posts: 1,428 ✭✭✭One Who Waits...


    Hang on. A new (Nu) variant? Sure only yesterday Joseph said we were in a PC Post Covid wordild.



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    #21491
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 13,144 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    On today's week winding downing edition of the Loiveloine so to speak....

    • Black Friday woes... new Covid19 from South Africa. This isn't bringing us sunshine, is it?
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    • Masks for chiselurs , how devastating for them with no sleepovers. And forced to wear de masks?
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    • More on Susan and her buke and her hubby/ex/ex hubby. The Boss of me is her buke.
    • Trinity fines a nurse yesterday, today a nurse can't graduate off a Monday. Why can't they TYFYS????

    All of this and more, usual time....



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    #21492
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118226181#Comment_118226181

    I was hoping we could get another attempt at "COVID CANNOT CANCEL CHRISTMAS" this year.

    How much he struggled to say a saying he created himself was astonishing.



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    #21493
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118226189#Comment_118226189

    And Tubridy telling all his young listeners that Covid doesn’t affect Santa. Maybe a bit of reality check, that Santa has to take precautions too and may not be able to deliver absolutely everything everybody wants.



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    #21494
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,982 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    The Panto Luvvies will be Queuing up , outraged at NPHET's latest recommendations 😀

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #21495
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    I feel there’s going to be an announcement on the show.



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    #21496
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,738 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118226500#Comment_118226500

    Hopefully some gold like you have to purchase coddle with every 3 pints drank or part there of in the pub.



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    #21497
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    It truly is a black Friday sez he



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    #21498
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,589 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Sammy Sausages has his claim in already.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #21499
    One Who Waits...
    Registered Users Posts: 1,428 ✭✭✭One Who Waits...


    And along comes Joe to steady the nerves of the Nation *



    *Yeah right.



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    #21500
    McDermotX
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    What if dis variant can come down de bleedin phoneline?



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    #21501
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,738 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    A 5 Krugerrand fine for not wearing the mask.



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    #21502
    crazy 88
    Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭crazy 88


    Misery, depression, death turned up to 11



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    #21503
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,589 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118226538#Comment_118226538

    Sorry, but you seem to have mis-spelled "stirring the shytpot".

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #21504
    mumo3
    Registered Users Posts: 1,767 ✭✭✭mumo3


    Jesus that's an awful accent



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    #21505
    archfi
    Registered Users Posts: 5,333 ✭✭✭archfi


    First case of this yoke in Europe - Belgium.

    It'll be alright sez Joe (probably), we're an island!

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



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    #21506
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118226548#Comment_118226548
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    #21507
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 25,237 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Is she seeking asylum here?



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    #21508
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118226189#Comment_118226189

    Alliteration is not his strong point. Hell, Literacy is not his strong point.



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    #21509
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    We are an island we cannot get the new variant.



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    #21510
    cozar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,504 ✭✭✭cozar


    Joe will have a different take on her name every time he says it.



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    #21511
    Atlantic Dawn
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    Did he mention at the start what this woman actually does?



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