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The Old Lady

  • 05-08-2021 9:03pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,332 ✭✭✭


    An elderly lady checks into a motel on her 70th birthday but was a bit lonely.

    She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone booths for escorts and sensual massages.”


    She looked through the phone book, found a full-page for a guy calling himself Tender Tony- a very handsome looking guy with assorted skills flexing in the mirror.

    He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, a dazzling smile, six-pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his butt.

    The old lady figures, what the heck, nobody will ever know.


    She gave him a call.

    "Hello," the man says.

    He sounded sexy.


    "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.

    No, wait, I should be straight with you.

    I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex.

    I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.

    Bring implements, toys, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks...

    We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want!

    Now, how does that sound?"


    He says, "That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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