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  • 08-08-2021 9:07pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,308 ✭✭✭


    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

    The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

    The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'


    The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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