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MonkieSocks · 2021-08-18 21:06:51

A man walked into a small bar, in Alabama, and ordered a glass of white wine. The bartender saw all the men give the guy pitying looks, and he asked “You ain’t from around here, are you?” ”No,” the man replied, “I’m from Canada.” ”What do you do there?” he asked. The Canadian said “I’m a taxidermist.” ”Oh, you drive a…

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A man walked into a small bar, in Alabama, and ordered a glass of white wine.
The bartender saw all the men give the guy pitying looks, and he asked
“You ain’t from around here, are you?”
”No,” the man replied, “I’m from Canada.”
”What do you do there?” he asked.
The Canadian said “I’m a taxidermist.”
”Oh, you drive a cab!” the barman exclaimed.
”No,” replied the Canadian, “I mount animals.”
The bartender smiled, and declared “He’s OK boys, he’s one of us!

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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