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  • 23-08-2021 7:26pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,386 ✭✭✭


    About a month ago, I was sitting on the edge of the bed,observing my wife looking at herself in the mirror.

    Since her birthday was not far off I asked what would be her Birthday wish.

    ‘I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.


    On the morning of her Birthday,

    I arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.

    What a day!

    I put her on every ride in the park; The Death Slide, the Corkscrew, The Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.


    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.

    Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    I then took her to a McDonald's where I ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake..

    Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite sweets......M&M's.. What a fabulous adventure!


    Finally she wobbled home with me and collapsed into bed exhausted.

    I leaned over my wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,

    ‘ Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

    'I meant my dress size, you idiot.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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