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The Black Bra

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  • 14-11-2021 7:31pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,308 ✭✭✭


    I had lunch with two unmarried friends the other day, one is engaged, the other is a mistress, and I have been happily married for 30 years.

    We were chatting about our relationships with our men, and decided to amaze them by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

    We agreed to meet the following week to exchange notes.


    My friend who was engaged said

    “When my boyfriend came over the other day I was wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask, when he saw me and said

    “Your are the woman of my dreams I love you”, then we made passionate love all night long.”


    My friend who was a mistress said “I met my lover at his office wearing a raincoat, under it only a black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes,

    when I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.”


    Then they ask how I got on.

    So I told my story.

    I put on a black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes, when he came home he opened the door an saw me and said


    “What’s for dinner, Zorro”

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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