What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner

bnt · 24-01-2022 10:18pm

Have a hot tuna taco!

24-01-2022 10:21pm

Wow, I’m certainly tasting the asparagus in that!

GreeBo · 26-01-2022 4:10pm

Jamaican Dinner

Did you smash your meat before you jerked it?

StupidLikeAFox · 28-01-2022 1:12am

Be careful you don't choke on that bone

Burt Renaults · 28-01-2022 3:12am

"Do you mind if I put my dick in that?"

antfin · 28-01-2022 3:37am

You can't beat a good spit roast on a summer afternoon.

antfin · 28-01-2022 3:47am

It was a bit raw there towards the end but you could probably have left it in for a bit longer.

Did you whip it by hand to get the stiff peaks?

I'll just have another quick mouthful before I finish.

Dear Lord, thank you for this bounty that I'm about to receive.

Strumms · 28-01-2022 4:46am

Aunty Jean likes when you leave it in a bit longer

Bandana boy · 28-01-2022 11:26am

Pass the butter

antfin · 28-01-2022 12:14pm

It tastes fine but I don't like the texture on my tongue.

Should it be this runny?

StupidLikeAFox · 28-01-2022 12:26pm

Oh god I can feel it coming up again, I won't be able to keep it down for much longer

28-01-2022 3:43pm

It's a long time since I tasted something as good as this

flended12 · 28-01-2022 5:11pm

"I tried this on holliers before"

Be some laugh if you put cream on it!

Stick it in for a while

If I pull it out too early will you still eat it?

Perhaps you should blow on it first?

Is it just me or does this taste like fish?

antfin · 28-01-2022 6:11pm

If you hold your nose and swallow it will just slide down.

Are you afraid of getting a bone stuck in your throat?

Don't slurp, it's rude!

You're not getting up until you eat it.

Jaysus, we're getting a bit spicy now, both ends will suffer.

dbas · 29-01-2022 12:55am

That's oxo

saabsaab · 29-01-2022 1:10am

Thta's spicey but I like it.

randd1 · 29-01-2022 11:29am

You’re a fair noisy eater, you know that?

This gravy is a bit lumpy.

Put some sauce on it to drown out the taste.

There’s nothing quite like the taste of a fresh lamb.

That meat is just oozing juice.

Oooh, that looks fancy, you’ve put some effort in there.

Cucumber!? I know where you can shove that. And you’d have plenty of help.

Are there meant to be mushrooms on it?

This reminds me of that time we tried this at that restaurant.

Its a bit too vinegary for me to be honest.

My arse is going to be fair sore after trying this.

I didn’t think you could slurp out that many oysters in one sitting.

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