Nicknames for work colleagues;

MonkieSocks

Nicknames for work colleagues;

"Wheelbarrow” - only works when pushed

"Sensor light" - only works if someone walks past

"Blister" - appears when the hard work is done

"Seaweed" - floats around all day and stinks

"Deck chair" - always folds under pressure

"2-stroke" - hard to get started, and always smokes

'seagull manager' - flies in, craps over everything and flies off.

'Captain creosote' - sits on the fence about everything

Sir Bob - (as in Geldof). A bloke who didn't want to work on Mondays

Anyone got any more?

amber69

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058231538/nicknames-for-work-colleagues

The invisible man.. Dissappears went there's a bit of work to be done.

Gant21

Prick dickhead cretin I can’t stop

KrazyKMM

Handle with Care- always overreacts and gets upset at the simplest thing. We have one of them.

gameoverdude

Biffo - from laois.

NickNickleby

Bungalow. I thought I was being described as a bit of a loner. Apparently it means "nothing upstairs".

Nah, wasn't me. Never used it myself either, its very cruel. In fact some of those using it on the individual weren't the brightest tools in the box themselves, but they felt better for using it.

Ash.J.Williams

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118643399#Comment_118643399

I’m gonna have to bite, my mind is blown ….can you explain?

fatbhoy

oBeast - fat **** but strong as an ox.

Ash.J.Williams

Any susie dent fans? One of her old 17th century insults is “fart catcher” ie their face is so close to the bosses arse

BingCrosbee

The Balla Budgeen man. Has rode most of the women in the office.

The Mighty Quinn

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118959596#Comment_118959596

It's being used incorrectly... it's Offaly, not Laois.

Big ignorant fúcker from Offaly

BingCrosbee

Buffalo was a big ignorant fucker from around Laois or Offaly

BingCrosbee

Sorry Big ugly fucker etc etc

put_the_kettle_on

My husband is a hgv driver and some of the lads he's worked with have nicknames that crack me up.

There's Keith Ten Men ( cos he reckons he gets so much work done ) when his son joined the firm he was called Five Men.

Then there's DibDob ( no idea why ) but when his lad joined he got called DibDobs Sperm or just Sperm for short ( poor lad ☺️ )

There's a huge lad called Moose.

A cab happy kid called Love It.

The old grandad called HenryPops.

Ash.J.Williams

I worked with paedo Mike

black & white

A guy who has been convicted of several crimes is The Criminal, his son who has never been in trouble is Guilty By Association

gameoverdude

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118959596#Comment_118959596

Are you offaly or laois? I'll tailor my answer(it's not very exciting either way)

Ash.J.Williams

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118962402#Comment_118962402

a biffo is from Offaly , what’s the Laois angle?

gameoverdude

Cause it kinda pissed him off. Big proud Laois man. Very childish I know. He's outside the pale so they all look the same to me

Pineapplez56

We have someone we call Houdini as he always escapes from doing any hard work, or just disappears out of the room for a smoke about 20 times a day. Good oul Houdini.

gameoverdude

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118962487#Comment_118962487

I'll see you in the hr office Monday!

black & white

Not work but from school, my Commerce teacher was nicknamed The Bulldog, his son joined the staff some years later and was immediately christened The Pup.

Patsy167

KitKat - a lad in work who lost his thumb in a workplace accident so is left with just 4 fingers.