Cleopatra's Affairs with Roman Emperors

egyptiansandwitch6 · 23-02-2022 12:11am #1

I was just thinking to myself, as I sipped on a honey drink to cure my cold...

Could Jesus be Cleopatras son, whisked away to be adopted by poor parents, when Cleopatra and her family were killed by Emperor Octavian?

I think Cleopatra was having an affair with Marc Anthony at the time.

egyptiansandwitch6 · 23-02-2022 12:14am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058234341/cleopatras-affairs-with-roman-emperors

I believe Cleopatra tried to change her face to look like a Cat.

Cata-combs etc.

slowburner · 23-02-2022 1:15am

Probably a post for After Hours

dxhound2005 · 23-02-2022 1:24am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058234341/cleopatras-affairs-with-roman-emperors

More commonly known as Mark Antony. I wonder why Shakespeare called his play Antony and Cleopatra? The man's family name and the woman's given name.

Trigger Happy · 23-02-2022 1:43am

I watched Carry On Cleo a number of times and there was no sign of Jaysus in it.

riffmongous · 23-02-2022 1:47am

No, ~30 year gap between the two events

egyptiansandwitch6 · 23-02-2022 4:37am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118676393#Comment_118676393

Prove IT

I think the various Roman Calendars could explain the 30 year gap, never mind the dubious nature of the stories...

egyptiansandwitch6 · 23-02-2022 4:40am

I don't think the Romans had a Higgs Boson Atomic Clock, back then

Peregrinus · 23-02-2022 4:44am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118676544#Comment_118676544

Tell us more about these "various Roman calendars" that have discrepancies of 30 years or more from one another. Otherwise we might think you were just pulling stuff out of your arse, and you wouldn't want that, would you?

Ray Palmer · 23-02-2022 10:24am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058234341/cleopatras-affairs-with-roman-emperors

Romours of her beauty and affairs are thought to be made up. She was more politically motivated and the affairs were just agreements. Lots of common history knowledge is actually wrong. All you have to do is read a news paper now on events you know well. They don't add up but the news paper's record is seen as historical fact.

No Jesus wasn't her son and it would make no sense

xper · 23-02-2022 10:27am

You’re thinking of Star Wars OP

fryup · 23-02-2022 10:41am

No OP Jesus was Irish and here's the proof....

He never got married, he lived with his parents until he was 33, he never held a steady job, he went out drinking with his pals the night before he died, his last request was a drink, he thought his mother was a virgin, and she bless her thought he was God.

23-02-2022 11:04am

Cleopatra died in 30BC, the earliest Jebus is acknowledged to have been born was 6BC.

ohnonotgmail · 23-02-2022 11:04am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118676544#Comment_118676544

Cleopatra died in 30BC. the roman emperor at the time of Jesus's birth was Caesar Augustus. This is mention in Luke 2

2 In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. 2 (This was the first census that took place while[a] Quirinius was governor of Syria.) 3 And everyone went to their own town to register.

Caesar Augustus was the great-nephew and adopted son of Julius Caesar and did not become emperor until 27BC. so the earliest possible birth date for Jesus is 27BC, 3 years after the death of Cleopatra. Therefore Cleopatra could not be the mother of Jesus.

EmmetSpiceland · 23-02-2022 11:16am

None of you seem to be taking the ‘Phantom Time Hypothesis’ into account.

ohnonotgmail · 23-02-2022 11:27am

And to correct the thread title Cleopatra did not have affairs with roman emperors. Neither Julius Caesar or Mark Anthony were emperors. Caesar was a dictator but he was not an emperor.

ohnonotgmail · 23-02-2022 11:30am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118677195#Comment_118677195

I'm sure I'm going to regret saying this but that hypothesis doesn't hold water. Observations of solar eclipses show it to be incorrect.

Niska · 23-02-2022 11:40am

Unlikely. It is well known that Cleopatra (what a nose!) sent her son to a small, Gaulish village for protection. And his adopted parents were a small, yellow mustachioed fella, and a large menhir delivery man (whose chest had slipped a bit), not Mary and Joseph.

conorhal · 23-02-2022 11:41am

Is Dan Brown off his meds and posting in After Hours again?

EmmetSpiceland · 23-02-2022 11:43am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118677274#Comment_118677274

Oh sure, you can use logic, and facts, to disprove anything.

ohnonotgmail · 23-02-2022 11:49am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118677353#Comment_118677353

I apologise. It was unfair of me to do that.

corner of hells · 23-02-2022 4:56pm

Was Cleopatra not the who died swallowing a snake ?

druss · 23-02-2022 4:59pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118677332#Comment_118677332

But the entire village were drug addicts. So may not be reliable witnesses.

silliussoddius · 23-02-2022 5:03pm

His father was a Roman General called Naughtius Maximus.

egyptiansandwitch6 · 23-02-2022 5:05pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118676547#Comment_118676547

The Romans were Notorious for each Emperor creating their own new Calendar, Thus dates at ths time in history cannot be relied upon to be precise. The Bible is not a precise measurement of time. See Wikipedia for a full list of Calendars for the previous 3000 years, hundreds... Egyptian, Julian, Gregorian etc.

To get back to my point, I always wondered why everything in the Catholic Church is connected to the word "Cat", an animal Cleopatra was obsessed with, "Catholic", "Catacombs", "Catechism", etc...

I know the Bible is a bestseller, but has anybody even considered reading the story "Superman 1"?

Jesus, (I mean Superman), had his aristocratic parents killed by their arch nemesis in a natural "Cataclysm", but before his parents were killed, they sent the baby in a wicket pod to a different planet, to be adopted by poor parents.

ohnonotgmail · 23-02-2022 5:10pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118679219#Comment_118679219

the gregorian calendar was created by Pope Gregory in 1582. Nothing to do with the romans. The romans only used 2 calendars. originally it was a lunar calendar but this was replaced by the julian calendar. each emperor did not create their own calendar. In fact no emperors created a calendar as Julius Caesar was not an emperor. The first emperor was his grandnephew Augustus Caesar. Augustus did not create any calendars.

silliussoddius · 23-02-2022 5:11pm

Just because words begin with a single syllable word it doesn't mean they share linguistic similarities. We should invent a way for people to google this.

The Superman story also has parallels with Moses, wicker basket floating across the giant river of space (an then there are the Jewish immigrant themes of moving to another world where they become stronger).

egyptiansandwitch6 · 23-02-2022 5:12pm

U are all in Denial

IT is a river in Egypt.

Ash.J.Williams · 23-02-2022 5:23pm

Ask the catholic thread 😂

dxhound2005 · 23-02-2022 5:30pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118679241#Comment_118679241

Because it was a papish invention the Protestant countries resisted the Gregorian calendar. Not used in England and Ireland until 1752.

egyptiansandwitch6 · 23-02-2022 5:34pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118679241#Comment_118679241

The argument that Cleopatra was not Jesus' mother seems to be based on a 30 year error in overlapping Calendars.

Remember, there are multiple civilizations involved, all with their own Calendars, Greek, Egyptian and Roman.

Cleopatra's Affairs with Roman Emperors

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