Right to know

AckwelFoley

OK. So, you're single straight guy. (Im not sure what the Internet pronouned bolloxology version of that is) anyhow, you're in a nightclub and you bring this one back to the apartment with you.

You're go balls deep.

If you find out later that Frances, used to be Francis, being 2022, are you allowed to be mad?

* not speaking from experience

** asking for a friend

sam t smith

From what I understand, if you ask ‘were you previously a man’, Frances is obligated by law to tell the truth.

Same as asking a cop if they are a cop.

Hope this answers your question.

SCOOP 64

Well if he enjoyed it what difference does it make.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

He knows all there is to know about the crying game...

I'd know the difference between going "balls deep" into a vagina and into an anus pretty early on, so there'd be no "later".

Watch the movie, " The Crying Game"

sam t smith

Was the lady in the Crying Game ‘pre-op’ or ‘post-op’? (Have seen the film but cannot remember.)

AckwelFoley

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119025751#Comment_119025751

Dude. From my experience, if you lob in the question, were you ever a man? When chatting up a woman, I think your chances of getting your hole, particularly if they weren’t, is pretty slim

sam t smith

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119025788#Comment_119025788

You need to be subtle about it.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119025795#Comment_119025795

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vVGdwgakOE

ok...

sam t smith

“It’s okay. He’s Australian” seems to be a ‘get out of jail free’ card.

AckwelFoley

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119025795#Comment_119025795

I can't do subtle. Especially when drinking

Not an option

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119025825#Comment_119025825

Then I'd argue sex is probably not a good idea.

AckwelFoley

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119025844#Comment_119025844

One of the interesting things about people is the variety. Some like like the lack of nuance. Many dont. She didn't marry me for my money.

Perhaps it's my smashing personality

Quantum Erasure

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119025795#Comment_119025795

https://youtu.be/ErKKNVqm2qo?t=143

,,

Ubbquittious

Surely you'd know straight away that you're **** ing a mickey that's been turned inside out by a surgeon?

Wasn't there a reality show years ago along those lines? Something about Marian or something like that. If I recall it didn't end well.

AckwelFoley

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119025969#Comment_119025969

8 pints of Guinness and a few shots of Tequila I could be fućking myself and not know the difference

The question is however, should I have the right to know before the fact, that Frances was Francis?

Say for example, I met this one, she looked pretty legit, bring her back and next thing, boom, she whips out her cock. (Yea i said it..HER cock,remember its 2022)

Can I be pissed off if she (said it again) has a penis, and didn't even put it in the fine print

sam t smith

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119025956#Comment_119025956

Why is Frodo Baggins pretending to be a girl? Dirty hobbit.

Loafing Oaf

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119025779#Comment_119025779

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwVlCiJRRec

I'll let these ladies fill you in, as it were

kowloon

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119025779#Comment_119025779

The lady from The Crying Game was the bad guy from the film Stargate. Make of that what you will.

AckwelFoley

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119026152#Comment_119026152

Remarkable what lip gloss can do

Loafing Oaf

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119025973#Comment_119025973

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There%27s_Something_About_Miriam

Apparently some of the lads involved settled for a decent packet, as it were

http://www.realitytvworld.com/index/articles/story.php?s=2296

so I suppose that might be a recourse for OP the next time this happens to him...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119025956#Comment_119025956

Yeah, the balls dropping to the floor is a bit direct alright.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119026003#Comment_119026003

Cards on the table, Ackwel - are YOU Frances/is? Is that why you're asking?

AckwelFoley

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119026233#Comment_119026233

True story.

When I was 14, I was thin and angelic looking. An aul farmer, as I held the door open at the mart referred to me as a young lass when thanking me

30 years, and 4 children later (genuine penis in vagina deliveries, I feel like I need to still prove there never was an e in my francis

For sublty,you could throw a few harry potter references into the conversation

The reactions would soon seperate the francis,from the frances.

wfdrun

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119026172#Comment_119026172

comparisons are odious

AckwelFoley

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119026304#Comment_119026304

Appreciate the suggestion, but I've never seen Harry Potter. I'm more of a Tango and cash generation

AckwelFoley

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119025770#Comment_119025770

Smooth edit bro.

But we're talking full investment here. They've made the commitment. No she penis remains.

kowloon

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119026277#Comment_119026277

Meh, when I was younger I was into my music and had flowing locks like my favourite musicians. Twice I was confused with a lady from behind. Once by a taxi driver in Dorset St. who got very upset when he realised he'd been staring at the backside of a guy on a bike and not a girl. I still think about how insecure the fucker must have been. Also, I must have had a good arse on me as a young-un.

silliussoddius

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119025770#Comment_119025770

There may even be a Ray Finkle haemerrhoid that might give it away.

sam t smith

https://youtu.be/_2LjwM3B688

😆.

AckwelFoley

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119026454#Comment_119026454

It still remains after 30 years one of the funniest scenes in a move. It's a toss up between that, and Joe Pesci' reply to his girlfriend about "my biological clock is ticking" in My cousin vinny

sam t smith

Does this mean that Rachael from Blade Runner was a transgender replicant? 🧐

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119026326#Comment_119026326

Eh? A transgender woman (as in, male to female) doesn't have a vagina. So what exactly were you going 'balls deep' into? Her handbag?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119026681#Comment_119026681

The name 'ein horn' was a bit of a giveaways though.

Andrea B.

If unsure, you could subtly ask them to parallel reverse park a car.

If done correctly it may be confirming your suspicion.

AckwelFoley

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119026769#Comment_119026769

Hahahahaha

AckwelFoley

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119026750#Comment_119026750

Don't they get a Vaginoplasty?

Donald Trump

To think that when we met, you were so worried that you came from Iran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2KsZHRrFpU&t=88s

sam t smith

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119027406#Comment_119027406

From the only episode of The IT Crowd not available on ‘All 4’.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1320786/

https://www.nme.com/news/tv/channel-4-pulls-it-crowd-episode-over-transphobic-content-2778346

AckwelFoley

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119027455#Comment_119027455

FFS

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119026830#Comment_119026830

I was right -

Spoiler Warning

You ARE Frances