Jesus should have been armed

Feisar · 20-06-2022 8:51am

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God damn internet! Thanks for that. I looked into it a good few years ago and although I didn't check sources etc it seemed pretty much accepted across a number of articles on yea olde internet. It wasn't like it was a looney youtube vid, part of a playlist where the next one up was flat earthers!

Wibbs · 20-06-2022 9:49am

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😁 Yeah it got popular as an interwebs theory when a video called "Zeitgeist" came out threw the Jesus myth in(along with 911 inside job stuff)and got a lot of views among the credulous. One of the best bits I recall of that one was conflating Jesus with the sun god, as the "son of god? son/sun. Yeah. Pity it only works in English you thick. 😂

The Egyptian god Horus was the other "connection". That he had twelve followers, was born of a virgin, died and rose from the dead. Only nowhere in their religion does Horus fit any of these. Case in point: His ma was Isis, his da Osiris, killed by his brother Seth, chopped up and his body thrown into the Nile. As can happen if you're not careful and spill your bro's pint. His ma, not a woman to be put off by this and in dire need of a decent godlike seeing to, collects all his da's bits and bobs, sticks him back together with Superglue of the Gods, magics up a solid gold willy(I kid thee not), likely adds a bit of girth and length to the affair as any women might if the opportunity arose, glues that on, brings him back to life with the finest viagra in history, bangs him cross-eyed, grabs his seed(they were obesssed with the old baby gravy) and gets up the duff with Horus. Oh and did I mention Isis and Osirus are brother and sister, so Horus came out playing the banjo pretty well. Yeah, don't really remember any of that with Jesus flics at Easter. Mind you, it would make for an interesting tableau for a Christmas card, but kids nativity plays wouldn't be a thing.