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MonkieSocks · 2022-07-10 15:53:10

An old retired sailor puts on his uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake, picks up a hooker, and heads off to a local hotel. Going at it as well as he can for an old guy and needing some reassurane, he asks "How am I doing?". She saiys "Well old sailor. your doing about three knots" He asks "Three…

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An old retired sailor puts on his uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake, picks up a hooker, and heads off to a local hotel.
Going at it as well as he can for an old guy and needing some reassurane, he asks "How am I doing?".
She saiys "Well old sailor. your doing about three knots"
He asks "Three knots?, what does that mean?"
She says "Your knot hard, your knot in, and your knot getting your money back"

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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