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MonkieSocks · 2023-01-21 06:08:19

A guy goes into An Post to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee. ”Ok, Have you ever done military service?” “Yes,” he says, “I was in Lebanon for two tours.” The interviewer says, “That will give you extra points toward employment.” Then…

21-01-2023 7:08am

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A guy goes into An Post to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.
”Ok, Have you ever done military service?”
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Lebanon for two tours.”
The interviewer says, “That will give you extra points toward employment.”
Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The man says “yes, a bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles”
The interviewer is shocked, but assures the man that his disability qualifies him for extra points.
“You got the job, sir.
Most of us come in at 8am, but you can start tomorrow at 10am.”
“Why do I get to start late?” Asked the man.
“This is a An Post job.
For the first couple hours we just drink coffee and scratch our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.”

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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