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Couple Of Quickies

  • 02-02-2023 12:46am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,332 ✭✭✭


    Back in the day at the local dance halls as the last slow dance came to an end

    I always asked the young lady if she wanted to come back to my place for a bowl of Rice Crispies, corn flakes or Coco pops .

    Sometimes I got a Frosty reception

    Yes I was a cereal womaniser !

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Alice and Bert were both in their 80s , sitting on the bench in the local park .

    Suddenly Alice whacks Bert with her stick .

    What the hell was that for ? Said Bert .

    That was for 60 years of bad sex ,said Alice.

    Then Bert whacked Alice with his stick .

    What was that for? Fumed Alice

    That's for knowing the difference!

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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