What immediately screams "tosser" to you?

tastyt

Anyone that people describe as “ they are grand , once you get to know them”

No that just means they’re a tosser but you’ll get used to it .

whisky_galore

People with Irish regs but yellow rear plates, seems to be a Donegal thing.

Boy racers esp. those driving sh1tboxes with huge windscreen stickers, windscreens with that stupid red tint you can't see through from the outside, edgy stickers with 'classy' content, etc.

cal naughton

Jessica Fletcher wannabes trying to solve the disappearance of Nicola Bulley.

thinkabouit

People like that liver king guy.

Absolute tosspot

SAMTALK

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120223586#Comment_120223586

Yes it does ! (but not inside as far as I know ) you know the ones I mean I'd imagine

pgj2015

People who put on an act, just fcukin be yourself ffs. I remember this lad a few years ago, dressed exactly like mcgregor, same beard clothes, no socks etc he was a friend of a friend, I couldnt bring myself to talk to him, the time I met him in a pub.

pgj2015

Car drivers who burn off at lights, saw a guy around 40 do it lately, he did it in front of a group of teenagers, He nearly fcuked up his clutch id say and probably needed new tyres after it, I cringed so hard, like ok if you are 18 but I mean you are 40, grow up. It was a Subaru Impreza or something but still you should have enough cop on at this stage, I wonder will he still be at the same carry on at 50?

Brid Hegarty

Ciara Kelly - the other day, when talking about the eurovision, she said "we haven't won it in donkey's". She didn't bother to complete the phrase. I found that a bit of a cringe. Maybe I'm nit picking on that, but I know she's a tosser anyway.

Brid Hegarty

Oh, and monster can drinkers. They have to be the most likely people to leave their can behind on a train or bus, right?

SuperBowserWorld

People who use their babies and kids to sell themselves online and in advertising.

NSAman

Social influencers!

”Today I’m getting dressed..I’m wearing a cashmere sweater from xxxxxx , I’m pairing it with my birkin Kelly”… they forget to say they have cheap knickers on! Even worse, the guys that do it!

Qŵèrþÿ

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120223499#Comment_120223499

The winter sun in Northern European latitudes, ie, Ireland, will burn your retinas off and come back for your brain.

It’s lethal whilst driving, especially at certain times.

Deregos.

People here on boards who put "funny quotes" in their signatures.

micar

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058283649/what-immediately-screams-tosser-to-you

Lived with a guy in college who had an Irish name.

A woman came to the door asking is X was there. I said on one by that name lives here.

Then I realised she meant my house mate.

She referred him to his birth name (in english) but he referred to himself in his Irish name.

She was his mother

Eoinbmw

Top knots ,vegans and wearing sliders in the gym!

stabeek

In literal terms: someone squealing

Luis Tosár

(Spanish actor with huge eyebrows).

dxhound2005

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120223756#Comment_120223756

The idiom is well enough known to have made its way into dictionaries. Once you understood what she meant, no harm done and no need to cringe.

in donkeys

In an exceptionally long period of time. The phrase likely originated as the rhyming slang, shortened to simply "donkeys," of "donkey's ears" —where "ears" rhymes with "years" and alludes to the length of a donkey's ears.

I haven't seen Jim in donkeys! How's he doing these days?

Mad_maxx

Pronouns in Bio

self declared male feminists

mask wearing while walking in open air

users of woke terms like POC or CIS

When someone makes an unsolicited opinion about somebody else's flaw / antics / behaviour especially when this is unrelated to the rest of the smalltalk chatter.

Happening a lot more now after the pandemic.

hynesie08

Calling a pint by anything other than it's name.

"Pint of genius there barman"

I hope he **** in your glass.

thefallingman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120223766#Comment_120223766

fella in my job drinks 3 or 4 cans a day of it, he spends half the day in the jacks his insides must be in bits

Dav010

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120223832#Comment_120223832

This guy is Tosser of The Day.

https://www.galwaybeo.ie/news/galway-news/galway-people-not-happy-famous-8128095.amp

Cyrus

Gender pronouns on Linkedin or email signatures

Really sporty sunglasses when no engaged in a sporting activity (white oakleys with blue lenses)

Male man bun

Turned up jeans, buy them the right size or pay someone to tailor them

Being rude to any sort of waiting staff

Suits with really short jackets and trousers

i'm sure more will come to me

Cyrus

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120224118#Comment_120224118

Pint of probs there bar keep

usually followed by the word chief somewhere

Fionne

People who wear shoes with metal toe caps. Surely, their main purpose is just to say "Look at me! I'm here wearing horseshoes so you can hear me coming!".

Fionne

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058283649/what-immediately-screams-tosser-to-you

To me, it usually signals they're Sinn Fein supporters.

Brid Hegarty

People spitting for no apparent reason

Unwelcome touching

fun loving criminal

People that go around thinking they know everything.

Currently working with someone and there's nothing they don't know.

Except their little rant about social housing and people who don't work and are good for nothing. I turned around to them and said that I earn the exact same as them and I was entitled to have my name on the social housing list. They said that was different because I work. Well, it's not different to the councils, it's their job to provide housing, it doesn't matter if you don't work, it's not their job to the job of the department of social protection and get people out to work. And how exactly is it different, do people who don't work, are they not entitled to a roof over their head.

Absolute tosser and they can fúck off with all their "knowledge" that isn't even right.

AndrewJRenko

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120223015#Comment_120223015

Rubbish.

swimming in a sea

People that were their company logo clothes on their day off.