The essential guide to making bad movies ....

lumphammer2

Ever want to make a bad movie?? ... anyone out there who wants to write a bad movie script? Well here is a crash course per category ...

Superhero ... bad guy threatens the world ... an ordinary man has a deep secret and can fling fire from his arms to destroy the armies of the bad guy ... and evenetually the bad guy himself ...

Comedy ... some motormouth bumbles through life messing things up and using the f word all the time ....

US comedy ... as for comedy but mother before the f word ...

Spy/secret agent ... an evil madman has a bomb will use it ... a sickly looking geek with zero James Bond charm no one believes in is sent to kill him and does ...

War ... a rightwing US mercenary kills as many Iraqis or whoever as he possible can ...

Police ... An American cop goes around killing people and using the f word or the mother + f word all the time ...

Smut ... a young woman meets a kinky millionaire who does all sorts of smutty things with her ... well that one was already made !!!

ketchupmessi63

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058312121/the-essential-guide-to-making-bad-movies

haha the last point made me literally LOL

Yeah, you're late on that one, they went out and did it exactly as you postulated haha

lumphammer2

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121067367#Comment_121067367

Needless to say ... that last point was a description of an existing film .... the woeful Fifty Shades of Grey ... but I would say that all the rest have been made as well !!! ...

The spy one is based on Kingsmen: The Secret Service .... the superhero one is a sendup of all the recent generic superhero films about minor comic book characters .... the war one would perfectly describe the type of thing Chuck Norris would star in .... and the comedy films are exactly what one has come to expect of that category ...