No Reason Boners - still an issue?

Baba Yaga

aye…well…you know what they say…you can beat an egg but you cant beat a w@nk!

Will Graham

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122284270#Comment_122284270

Did you mean to say "do you relay on old encounters for the **** bank"?

Gregor Samsa

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122284181#Comment_122284181

Be very sad if Derek was all you remembered from Live at 3

Bobson Dugnutt

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122288055#Comment_122288055

Mary Kennedy as well, Gregor. Anything could set the blood flowing to the loins.

Wanderer2010

The bus boner apparently is caused by the vibration of the engine stimulating your prostate deeply which immediately causes arousal and an erection. I

Gregor Samsa

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122288298#Comment_122288298

The bus must have started mid sentence, lads. We've lost him.

Bobson Dugnutt

He’s pulling away at himself like he’s trying to start a lawnmower after the winter. Eyes rolling up into the back of his head.
Dirty fücker.

Mister Vain

Just make sure to change hands every so often to avoid imbalances.

CorneliusBrown

the talk in this thread has had me remember a bizarre period in my youth, well I was in my thirties then I think, I’ve always been purely into women, but there was a wriggleys chewing gum advert with a lad on a bus, young fellah with longish hair, I used to jack to him, very odd thinking about it now to be honest, not sure what my wife would say

jj880

Im 43. Id say secondary school is the last time I remember having an unexpected embarrassing boner. Maybe it has happened a lot since and Im just not embarrassed by it or the situation didnt make it embarrassing? Ive been with my wife since age 18 so its not like Ive been on dates trying to control myself in front if a woman I dont know. All I know is its been a long time since Ive been in a public situation where I had to think about sandwiches or roadkill to deflate an erection. Those were my go to thoughts as a teenager. I dont think you ever forget 🤣

Pauliedragon

Apparantly men get several hard ons during sleep hence the morning boner.

Norrie Rugger Head

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122284141#Comment_122284141

I'm in my 40s, still get them

Luna84

I'm 40 and haven't had sex in over 10 years. I also think I'd need viagra or other penis hardening medicine to do the deed if I was lucky enough to get with a girl.

I also remember thinking back in my youth if only I could get it full size but hang low and now I can get it full size but hang low and wish I could get it raging hard like I could when I was younger. The grass is always greener on the other side.

Side note: I cannot get it raging hard now or even a hard on that is held up. As I said I wish I could get it raging hard now.

moonage

0:55

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iWaeqmoNAA

Ha Long Bay

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122289426#Comment_122289426

You add very little to the site Jay.

ottolwinner

is there a female equivalent of a no reason boner

Luna84

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122290047#Comment_122290047

You think I never got with three girls? I was with more than one chick many times so I do not know why you do not believe me.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122290051#Comment_122290051

There is but it would go unnoticed obviously. They can get a raging one and would usually cross their legs and tighten up around the genital area.

jj880

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122290051#Comment_122290051

I've heard the term "random wide on" before but only a few times. Unladylike language perhaps 🤣

Sgt Hartman

Does anyone here ever get morning wood after having a nap on the bus in the morning? On the odd occasion I’ve woken up close to my stop with a rather inconvenient case of it.

Mister Vain

I haven't been on a bus since I was in school. I got one on a plane once while an attractive woman in shorts was sitting next to me. It was a long haul hard flight.

griffin100

As a man in his 50's I live by three golden rules -

1. Never pass a toilet without having a pee
2. Never trust a fart
3. Never waste an erection

Whilst 1 and 2 are a daily things in my life, 3 is much rarer. Rather than get spontaneous erections at my age my little chap is like a Ford Model T. You have to crank start it by hand, jump on when it gets going, and hope it gets to where you want to go.

CorneliusBrown

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122298369#Comment_122298369

Fascinating. I’m in my sixties and still get hard easily and constantly. To be honest, I’ve considered getting treatment to reduce my libido as I struggle to concentrate and pursue hobbies and tasks. Thankfully my wife is a horny devil too.

Baba Yaga

sounds exhausting…

LambshankRedemption

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122285930#Comment_122285930

Roll on Saturday!

banie01

My Step-Grandfather was in hospital for what was thought to be a really trivial matter. Granted he was in his 70's but in generally good health anyway, I was in visiting him and as i got up to leave he called me closer for a conspiratorial whisper. He nodded over towards a young nurse and asked if I thought she was a looker. I had a gander and said "yep, shes a stunner!"
He looked at me and sighed and said "thats what I thought, she was leaning over me earlier and not a stir out of the auld lad! I reckon I'm on the way out."
He died 2 days later…
Psychic penis powers or what!

Boom_Bap

I find it more scary movie when I'm unbonered

Dramatik

Funny thing is that lads would be walking around on the horn 24/7 if it weren't for a particular chemical that the brain sends whilst we are awake.

This is why men get the old morning reaper because when men sleep, the brain is unable to send the boner blocking chemical.