How common are work faps?

Mr Disco

be honest - who takes a little personal time on company time?

Bobson Dugnutt

It can seem like a good idea. Maybe after lunch on a Friday might be ok as the place is winding down. But don’t do it before any big meeting or presentation. Sort of lacking in energy and enthusiasm after it. The post-pull blues.

artanevilla

Too risky, best case scenario when you get caught is you get a nickname, the worst you end up on the sex offenders register.

LetticebCivil

I hope this is not a thing

Bobson Dugnutt

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122302579#Comment_122302579

Of course it’s a thing. There would be very few men who haven’t knocked one out in the work place. I’m sure some women have done it as well, even though I understand getting the old devil’s doorbell going requires a bit more effort and preparation.

MrMusician18

https://youtu.be/8vAFA4n40Eg?si=qfot5Eo8Qj7tJtfe

You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing

EmmetSpiceland

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122302552#Comment_122302552

Anyone engaging in this sort of “thing” before lunch is in for a, very, long afternoon.

You’d expect it to be something in the “wheelhouse” of the low level drone but I’ve worked in a place where a very senior figure was caught in a, very, compromising “situation” watching some hardcore pornography.

The guy was too important to face any real disciplinary action so, as “punishment”, he was sent down to sit with the admin pool.

It is incredibly uncomfortable, and terrible etiquette on their part, when you’re sat in the jacks and you hear the little “tic” and muffled thump of a fap in action. What sort of degenerate wouldn’t use the special needs toilets, if they were going to “commit” such an act?

BrianD3

I never did and never would - freezing cold toilet that some pig has sh1t all over 5 minutes earlier, I'd say I'd barely be able to get it up let alone finish myself.

There was a funny thread on here a while back about people "working" from home and fapping to female colleagues that they were on zoom calls with.

Bobson Dugnutt

I worked in the offices of a State department at one stage, and they had these “quiet rooms” which were originally installed back when the ban on married women working was gotten rid of. Supposedly they were installed as women were known to sometimes find the cut and thrust of office work to be a little overwhelming. When I was there they were mostly used by lads to sleep off a very bad hangover (they had a rudimentary bed/couch.

However there were some suspicious stains on the couch that were rumoured to be “groin glue” stains. If a lad is lying in there with a Category 7 hangover and he gets the horn then could you blame him?

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Surely, of all threads… this needs a "pole"

BrianD3

One would wonder if employees were frequently in a state of post fap clarity, would productivity, creativity and innovation improve. After a good fap, you'd have great ideas, know exactly how to proceed and have no qualms about telling some idiot that his sh1t ideas were sh1t.

Providing fap rooms might be a bridge too far but as a compromise staff could be issued with these. No sharing of devices obviously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-gyGwHiPQM

LetticebCivil

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122302597#Comment_122302597

😫dear lord

sprucemoose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4

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Donald Trump

Some places come down fairly heavy on such behaviour.

They took one of my stars off me and took me off the burger station and put me in charge of the fries back in the day.

Bobson Dugnutt

https://youtu.be/NfG8duwu870?si=7zOzLxsgSbcQShY0

Strutter has the solution.

corks finest

Brilliant

Padre_Pio

Im fairly sure my firstborn was conceived on company time.

The joys of working from home.

Donald Trump

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122302907#Comment_122302907

Well to be fair, you have the advantage of being able to bilocate

CorneliusBrown

Proud to say I have never jacked at work, but as I am a tiler this would mean jacking in my clients bathrooms and using homemade grouting. Years ago when I did office work I never jacked either. Often in office toilets there is the unbearable odour from the last man’s loaf so in the first instance that would put me off, but also, if you are jacking into the toilet you would no doubt be adding your own seed to the remains of other men’s fecal matter which has stuck to the toilet. Again, this just doesn’t do it for me, as the youth say. Finally, my wife takes care of me very well and we are plugging away like rabbits almost every day, sometimes twice a day. Despite our age and my weight, she will perform any kind of activity that appears in my fantasies. We have videos and liquid and tape and all sorts of things these days

CorneliusBrown

also at lot of these would be married men? Did their wives provide the dirty pictures?

Kurooi

Often, it's always a slow day at the morgue when there aren't any funerals on.

Alexus25

Since when are men such animals that you have to give yourself a **** in work, be smart and have someone else do it for you, work smart, not hard

Baba Yaga

said it before…a tommy tank a day helps you work,rest and play!

Hooked

46 years old. Male. Fond of an auld tug…

NEVER have I done it at the workplace. And I started working at 16.

greenspurs

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122302762#Comment_122302762

D fuq is that !????? 🤔 😫

RiderOnTheStorm

I do love to go to the jacks on company time and think that I am getting paid to crap …… must be the icing on the cake if you knock one out there too! lol

RiderOnTheStorm

….funny story…..

quite a few years ago, my mate & I decided to go up onto the roof of our office. He had just been trained in something to do with Health & Safety for our office and had been shown how to stop the lifts manually (and wind them up & down also) from the little room on the roof of our 4 storey building. So …. y'know…. boys and big toys …. off we went. Top floor, out the emergency exit to the roof, walked across the top (flat roof) and just opened the door to the wheel-house , and saw a guy sitting on a crate, pants around ankles and a laptop on his lap, having a fap! He prob thought he was in the safest place possible….. no one ever comes up here (no pun). We about faced immediately, left him to it, and returned the following day for a look at the big wheels & cables (very interesting by the way). We have no idea who he was or how he got there . Never saw him before or since.

CorneliusBrown

I used to sneak the wife in for a few in and outs back in the day but it upset the lads on security. They were sound enough fellahs, polish, and they suggested the bushes outside but we decided against at it in case they decided to film

fatherted1969

Groin glue and devil's doorbell, two descriptions of fapping I'd never in my 55 years heard tell of until today, thanks very much

Raichų

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122304006#Comment_122304006

work smart, not hard

that’s the plan yeah

greenspurs

theres a guy that does where i am.

Can see shadow from his toilet cubicle …….. He is very quiet though !