Top 10 from the Fringe

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jokes from the Fringe

1. I was going to sail around the globe in

the world's smallest ship, but I bottled it.

Mark Simmons

2. I've been taking salsa lessons for

months, but I just don't feel like I'm

progressing. It's just one step forward,

two steps back. Alec Snook

3. Ate horse at a restaurant once

wasn't great. Starter was all right, but the

mane was dreadful. Alex Kitson

4. I sailed through my driving test. That's

why I failed it. Arthur Smith

5. I love the Olympics. My friend and I

invented a new type of relay baton. Well,

he came up with the idea, I ran with it.

Mark Simmons

6. My dad used to say to me: "Pints,

gallons, litres" - which, I think, speaks

volumes. Olaf Falafel

7. British etiquette is confusing. Why is

it highbrow to look at boobs in an art

gallery but lowbrow when I get them out

in Spoons? Chelsea Birkby

8. My partner told me that she'd never

seen the film Gaslight. I told her that she

definitely had. Zoë Coombs Marr

9. I'm an extremely emotionally needy

non-binary person. My pronouns are

"there, there". Sarah Keyworth

10. Keir Starmer looks like an

Al-generated image of a substitute

teacher. Sophie Duker

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That list is shockingly bad compared to many previous years.

gigantic09

The gaslight one is funny

pappyodaniel

Thankfully they checked the diversity box for the last 4 jokes.