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Liveline: "I'm down in the hood, I'm on tik-tok" sez Joe

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,990 ✭✭✭squonk


    At least €5,000! Is Dave Lambe in the market for another flute?? 😀



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,761 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    I've zero sympathy for any person falling for a scammer if they have not had a verified video call conversation with them at the very least to verify it's not Jamal conversing with her from Abuja with 25 wimmin on the go.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 710 ✭✭✭gigantic09


    Need to hear this again, maybe repeat every 2 minutes till 3pm



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Joe: Thats easy. Monday's invoice, Tuesday invoice, Wednesdays invoice.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,044 ✭✭✭✭zell12




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,338 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    What's the strong statement that Joe wanted us all to listen to again?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,044 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Frankie tell us the story about de fox



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,568 ✭✭✭shearforce


    Bully Dogs solved - check

    Luv rats solved - check

    what's next Joey? Go on

    Frankie Ward and foxs



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭Tow


    Air B&B. I thought they were the bad lads…

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,021 ✭✭✭archfi


    Dogs, rats, dogs again, foxes.

    Animal Zoo with Joe.

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,044 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "I have accommodation out the back"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,044 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "did you have problems with that fox?" LOL



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,761 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    The only gay fox in the village.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,568 ✭✭✭shearforce


    sure there's foxes strolling around here in Dublin in the middle of the day. Not a bother on them



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,990 ✭✭✭squonk


    If it’s the fox from the NowTV ad, shoot away!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,535 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Who shot de fox?

    De durty foxxers, wid dere lamping on CCCCCCCCTV.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    "It was the only fox in the area".

    Well thats bollox for a start.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭Tow


    You can be sure it was at least 450 into the pocket, with the tax paid by RTE.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,044 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    What colour was de fox?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,761 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    I've seen a few foxes around my area in the last 5 years, had never seen a single one in my life before that, not sure if they are being moved from their habitat by building works or simply that the numbers are way up.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,761 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    How much are bullets? Would you have a nights worth of entertainment for €10?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Did the fox get an autopsy?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,021 ✭✭✭archfi


    I saw foxes many a time walking down the bus lane in Stoneybatter over ten years ago

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,535 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    There's one ( or more) has a regular route into and out of my front yard every evening. I see it on CCCCCCCTV frequently.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    There are loads of foxes around Dublin 2 and Dublin 4. I used to see a couple every night walking home from work.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,091 ✭✭✭furiousox


    Has he been told not to say the T word perhaps?

    CPL 593H



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,044 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Atrocious line, is he walking in the wind?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,566 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    sounds like job for






  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,044 ✭✭✭✭zell12




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,140 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    Scumbags go lamping with their dogs for rabbits. I've witnessed it first hand and told them to get lost.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Those lampers deserve to be…

    Out-foxed.

    <roll credits>



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,044 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Eye Reen Feeelds



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,761 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Love rat stories please, the more money given over to them the better, particularly if they sent the money to a third world country via Westridden Union.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,044 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    A Supermacs for de foxes please



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Caller: "They'd come to the back door practically".

    What do you mean practically? They either came to the back door or they didn't.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,761 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    I remember in primary school the fox was always the villan in the bukes, I'd say that has been done away with now.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,044 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Kerry farmer had foxes slaughtering his lambs on Lahvlahn a few months ago



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,990 ✭✭✭squonk


    I’ve seen those lampers too. Generally also seen lads showing up with dogs on a Sunday morning catching hares. All seem like knackered but I’d say some of them are quite cultured.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,338 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Very sad voice there for "Luas"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Maybe I-reens Ma's foxes moved to Kerry. Lamb is tastier than cold Supermacs chips.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,761 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    If only the LUAS had circa 10 CCTV cameras on each carriage, if only.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,044 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    An american accent?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,990 ✭✭✭squonk


    this caller sounds like Anne from the Roy Keane Gift Grub Radio Roy quiz sketches.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,761 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Perhaps he was a baker selling flour.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,520 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Bluebell

    aka

    Knackeragua



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,021 ✭✭✭archfi


    Stop aahing and umming every milisecond caller for the love of God

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,044 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Was he selling sugar?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,761 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Drugs on the move, where would you get it, what a time to be alive.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    "Last winter"

    "The north luas"

    Caller now afraid of naming the Luas stop for fear of being sued… by the luas stop?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,044 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Joe saying 'drugs'. You cannae say dat, it must unwellness



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