Liveline: "I'm down in the hood, I'm on tik-tok" sez Joe

Tow

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122626387#Comment_122626387

Auld wans 'Phoning Joe' worried dat their eyepads and eyephones will explode.

It is our only hope of Joe moving on to a new topic.

squonk

I wish someone would ring in and try this out…

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Ballyfermot

In West Mayo born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of teachers who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Ballyfermot"

mountain

after 12 or 13 days, the stories are all blurring into one another, it’s gone on much too long, any effect the telling of the abuse may have had, is long gone.
shut it down and move on

leath_dub

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122627213#Comment_122627213

This topic definitely needs a poem to sjm it up. I'd say Joe is holding one back to whip out at the opportune moment

Atlantic Dawn

More trouble in Talbot Street, whoy, were they not beaten by their teachers in school...

https://m.sundayworld.com/crime/irish-crime/video-shows-man-slashed-in-face-in-latest-daylight-attack-on-talbot-street/a1532296132.html

Tow

Joe,

https://www.thejournal.ie/xl-bully-dog-put-down-after-attacking-a-man-in-dublin-on-sunday-6490337-Sep2024/

Jeff2

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122625807#Comment_122625807

I had a pager in the late 80s and all it was to tell me to phone a phone number.

Maybe they are different today but telpis it would be better than talking about another abuse I live through going to school back in the day.

He said to a caller a few weeks ago who said that he would see him at the farm event that " I told them I wanted to go to it" then as it happens he didn't get to go to it.

Fecker is getting revenge me thinks.

Red Fred

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122625610#Comment_122625610

Joe probably kneels before piles of €50 notes every night, and gives thanks to St. Dee of the Sick Notes.

zell12

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122627213#Comment_122627213

What a beautiful pome, we'll squeeze ye in at 14:59:34

zell12

There has been a death. Fingers crossed y'all!

littlevillage

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122629221#Comment_122629221

And its sport. A topic that Joe is well versed in... a bit like his in-depth knowledge of farming

squonk

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122629221#Comment_122629221

That’s a big one. Lots of Whacker out there who headed off to Italia for tge games back in the day!

Red Fred

Today with Joe:

The non-stop wánkfest continues.

Say no more.

BPKS

Joe just described the stories as a "terrible beauty"

The misery dictionary day after day after day continues

squonk

Jesus the Russians or Israelis could nuke the country, thousands killed instantly, hundreds of thousands injured or dying due to fallout and he’d still be on this schools shìte no doubt. For gods sake!

Tow

Today in Studio S7.1:

• Just Joe, self proclaimed lad of more intelligence than a Wolfe Tone fan.
• The poor old man hasn't got a penny and is smoking 20 Major.

Possible Topics:

• Terrible Beauty: Auld Guff, a few clatters never did ye any harm. False.
• Physiological scalded: Went to hairdressers 40 years later, imbedded hair clip teeth by teacher.
• Novel ways: Unique and novel ways of harming children, box of matches burst into flames with de friction.

Banned Topics:

• Macrones for de friends of Montrose
• Welfare raided to fund RTE Digout
• Wolfe Tone vs Montrose
• Kneecap de Kneecapping picture
• State of Hospitals
• De Missing Ducks of St. Stephen's Green
• De Unwell
• De Undocumented
• RVM Machine Tax
• Inflation
• Lack of Doctors
• Lack of Dentists
• Lack of Gaffs
• Lack of punishment for Crime/Goal Accommodation

Busi_Girl08

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122629462#Comment_122629462

Jesus he didn't call it that did he? Talk about a kick in the teeth to the victims.

McDermotX

Buke

'Childers of De Terrible Beauty' - forward by some random 5yr old child

dvcireland

Has anyone the contact number of Robbie Martin, superfan of Irish soccer Zeno or an Irish bar in Eyetalia ?

Tow

Rachel, Living in nursing homes is better than living on the street. I have seen it my self with a young lad who de System put 'living in the community'. When he should have been in some sort of residential accommodation.

zell12

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122629567#Comment_122629567

Read it already, caller. Was the coffeetable buke back in the day

zell12

Meanwhile, over on Newstalk, a funeral director answering all your questions 😃

squonk

You’d think he’d have to stop at this stage due to Joe beag being red raw but it sounds like it’s built up resistance due to repeated action so to speak.

zell12

Bernadette was 12 when…

Atlantic Dawn

Joe freaked she doesn't know her exact age at the time.

zell12

What colour was de wall you faced for a year?

TinyMuffin

Rte tent at the ploughing.
Rte circus.

touts

Oh FFS not again.

Off to Podcasts.

Busi_Girl08

2 minutes in and she's fed up of him

zell12

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122629764#Comment_122629764

sniif sniff mmmm taxpayer money

Losty Dublin

Turns on radio.

More "De nuns/brothers bated me, Joe."

Runs a bath and fetches my toaster out of the cuboard and an extension plug board.

Tow

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122629764#Comment_122629764

The Big Man is traumatising in de nation because he was not invited to de Big Top.

zell12

my toaster out of the cuboard 

Is one a monaghan prod?

Losty Dublin

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122629781#Comment_122629781

Dublin actually but with a bit of a Dort accent.

zell12

Chinese torture, Joe. Caller goes into detail about this

BPKS

Chinese torture - you can't say dat Joe, you can't say dat

McDermotX

De PAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN !

Paterson Jerins

Chinese torture sounds racist joe

Tow

Chinese torture and Chinese burns. Brings back long lost non PC memories.

TinyMuffin

rip toto scillatichi.

Not spelled right.

Paterson Jerins

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122629793#Comment_122629793

How does that make you feeeeeeeel

BPKS

And then Joe another brudder used to to the Pakistani torture. And another brudder used to do the bleedin Mongolian torture.

McDermotX

Yes

Joe wants to hear more of de religious guys fiddling kids...…not de udder beating stuff

Atlantic Dawn

"Interfering with children"...proper old school terminology.

Tow

Was Ashtown stables not across de road, near/past the Halfway House? Not in the Phoenix Park.

zell12

Newstalk - talking about open caskets, death, wills, burials, dressing for the coffin, cremation centres, pods under the trees, remains, embalming, who posts the deaths on rip.ie, is it hard to get a spot in a graveyard..

McDermotX

Im sorry folks,

But dat football explanation is fukkin hilarious

Tow

Not suitable radio for 13:55 on a Wednesday and Joe is laughing.

sligeach

So nothing happened to this caller, and he got free coffee and ice-cream from the Brother.

Tow

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122629822#Comment_122629822

Joe is delighted with his stories.