Liveline: "I'm down in the hood, I'm on tik-tok" sez Joe

DaTown

defibrillator has built-in alexa

shearforce

"don't be worrying 'bout your phone"

"that's sold in all in anyways"

Beechwoodspark

“I wasn’t de better of it for de day”

BPKS

So which hotels are going to ring in to offer the lad from Finglas United a free weekend away?

zell12

Oooh back to the dapper gentleman

McDermotX

Here we go

LambshankRedemption

Pesto the Penguin has many similar traits to Joe.

• Worldwide fanbase
• Abnormally large for his age
• ???
• Profit(for Joe)

NeinNeinNein

You're skipping the minute details, missus.

Atlantic Dawn

He is probably a descendent of de Lock Hards.

zell12

Back in the 70s? Like 50 years ago?

Dan Jaman

Wasn't this old geezer, was it?

LambshankRedemption

Caller: I was feeling nervous so I got my purse.

If you were feeling nervous why didnt you just get into your car and lock the door?

McDermotX

Yes

Focus on the newspaper.

Dats de important bit.

LambshankRedemption

I dont have a car, so maybe someone can enlighten me, how does one lock their keyfob into their car?

BPKS

Maybe it was the RTE guide he had under his arm, give him a bit of confidence when robbing the general public

zell12

Did she say she'll dump her car anywhere as she is not the best at parking

McDermotX

Well done Collum

He sniffed out dat dead husband

zell12

A death!

BPKS

Bonus death, Joe would have been proud of that question

Beechwoodspark

but did she even ask yer man for the money back?

LambshankRedemption

Jesus even with Collum we get death.

Joe must have left his playbook behind for Collum to follow.

Dan Jaman

Colm's a pure amateur - De Maister would have had all the details out of her about her deceased hubby inside of ten seconds.

Atlantic Dawn

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122649675#Comment_122649675

With a modern car it's near impossible to do, perhaps if you put it in the boot and closed the boot manually. With the keyless entry once the key is within roughly 6 foot of the door it will open.

Dan Jaman

That advert with Marty sounds like a pisstake of him.

McDermotX

High praise from Deirdre

NeinNeinNein

That 20 will only be 10 when your man pays his income tax.

Brian Scan

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122649661#Comment_122649661

Jamie Vardy looks a bit shook.

Dan Jaman

Did you stick your finger up his bum, missus?

Beechwoodspark

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122649698#Comment_122649698

“Fair play t’ya, you’re not the worst”

LambshankRedemption

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122649695#Comment_122649695

That was my impression too. You have to really go out of your way to do it.

That advert with Marty sounds like a pisstake of him.

I actually thought it was an ad for the D'Unbelievables at first. It sounds like a parody ad for Marty.

Bluewolf

and I said “get off!” 😂

McDermotX

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122649708#Comment_122649708

I'm amazed dat didnt work

mountain

seamless from Labrador dog to Meath hospital.

Phone being passed around the nursing home again

shearforce

Has an american pitbull around his 4yr old.

what a fcuking eejit

actually take the child from him and leave him the dog

walshb

What a fooking idiot this lad.. having an XL bully around a 4 year old…

walshb

Dog can do eff all damage if muzzled

Bluewolf

did you say “get off!”?!?

walshb

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122649724#Comment_122649724

the my dog wouldn’t hurt a fly type idiot

shearforce

this xl bully ban should give us plenty of good radio over the coming 6 months

2smiggy

could not listen in today, is it worth a listen back ?

BPKS

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122649752#Comment_122649752

Well a week or so before the woman was killed by the dog in Limerick, Joe had a caller on who had a (more or less free) house from one of the housing agencies. She lied and told them she didn't have a dog. She had a restricted breed dog it transpired and when a neighbour ratted her out, she was told get rid of the dog or move out. Joe was entertaining her notion that the dog should do a personality test in order to be allowed stay in the house.

Then the woman in Limerick got mauled to death and Joe thought the dogs were bad, bad, bad b@stards.

Another case of Joe running with the hare and hunting with the hounds - pun intended

Atlantic Dawn

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122649912#Comment_122649912

No it was poor enough.

zell12

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122650028#Comment_122650028

That was a hilarious show. Wonder what happened to her and the dog, did she move out or where did the dog go. She wanted Joe to publicly humiliate the housing agency for daring to enforce their rules

2smiggy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122650028#Comment_122650028

he couldn't have timed that one any better !!!

Was waiting in the vet the other day, and a rough-ish lady was at the counter asking the receptionist about getting a letter about how she needs her dag. Unsure was it one of these dangerous breeds, or for moving into accommodation that did not allow dogs.

Anyway , the lady at the vets said that was not something they do

squonk

Can we just keep Collum? He’s at least getting round to topics that are relevant and interesting and varying the topics to boot, not holding the show and listeners hostage for 3 weeks on one single issue!

Atlantic Dawn

Today, Colum...

• UN hosting Meryl Streep, the new rules on wimmin in Afghanistan...some of them are rather like a sketch from Harry Enfield & Chums.
• Lack of Louth tourism spending from yesterday.
• Woman wanting some class of healthcare for her daughter and no budget for it.
• Match Attack cards are being banned in some schools, whoy...Google it, no jaysus idea what they involve...in my day at this time of the year we would be playing conkers right now and have the jaysus knuckles and nails bloodied from impacts.

Tow

Today in Studio S7.1:

• Cul'eum (Colm Ó'Mongáin). De bold Joe on a well earned break.

Possible Topics:

• Taliban: Afghanistan Woman too loud, wha can Ireland do?
• Leinster House: Bike shed is in someway related to lack of tourism adverting spend for County Louth and de cost of private chislier's assessment.
• Match Attax Cards: Banned in some schools, entry drug in to gambling.
• Raymond de Buttons joins Lord Duffy in the IMRO Radio Awards Hall of Fame.

Banned Topics:

• Macrones for de friends of Montrose
• Welfare raided to fund RTE Digout
• Wolfe Tone vs Montrose
• Kneecap de Kneecapping picture
• State of Hospitals
• De Missing Ducks of St. Stephen's Green
• De Unwell
• De Undocumented
• RVM Machine Tax
• Inflation
• Lack of Doctors
• Lack of Dentists
• Lack of Gaffs
• Lack of punishment for Crime/Goal Accommodation

BPKS

Collum might be as boring as fcuk but at least he's giving us a few topics worthy of Liveline.

We were waiting with bated breath for all the "it's a disgrace Joe about the bike shed" calls but Joe knocked those back.

And banning Match Attax cards discussion is exactly the type of things we want to hear people make fools out of themselves on national radio over.

BPKS

Great news announced on the news at One.

Footfall has increased in the city centre since the ban on cars on the Quays.

Unfortunately most of the footfall is lads carrying tents and begging.

LambshankRedemption

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122652672#Comment_122652672

We slag Collum a bit, but to his credit he is:

• Giving a variety of topics in one show
• Spacing out his ad breaks, so its not 4 ad breaks squeezed into the last 10 minutes
• Can work de buttons - which seemingly is harder than it looks for some presenters