Liveline: Old thread full

2smiggy

sent the grandson some money and 20 johnny blues she picked up in spain

Luckycharms_74

Bernie loves the fags i'd say

BPKS

Collum, I sent €20 to my grandson by Revolut but it went missing on the Internet

walshb

So, what are we looking for here? An An Post public inquiry?

Red Fred

She won't go to the bother of filling in the claim form, but she'll go on national radio.

mountain

according to An Post, they deliver to 2.3 million addresses every day, and Colum finds 5 or 6 that disappear

LambshankRedemption

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122645729#Comment_122645729

I'd say you can tell down to the last cent based on the weight.

Luckily they don't have weighing scales in Post Office sorting centres.

2smiggy

they are just handing the same phone around the dementia wing of a nursing home it seems

walshb

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122645842#Comment_122645842

Yup. And it’s a topic on national radio.. wtf

sligeach

Callers stop mentioning "Joe Duffy" and calling Liveline "The Joe Duffy Show". The show is called Liveline and Joe spends as much time off air as on it.

LambshankRedemption

I've tuned in for the first time in weeks because this sounds entertaining.

NeinNeinNein

Too busy counting the stolen money to answer the phone.

2smiggy

refund ? if they were giving refunds for everyone that claims to have sent money that has gone missing what do you think would happen !

2smiggy

just don't send money like you are meant to

BPKS

They told you they sent a card with €20 and scratch cards in it

Atlantic Dawn

Money launderers turning up their radios right now.

LambshankRedemption

How old is the caller? She has grandchildren. Are we really to believe people still send her money in her birthday card?

McDermotX

No.....I think An Post workers are afraid of tin foil.

It's like garlic to a vampire

Tow

Revenue Customs opening up all the tin foil envelopes, expected to find marching powder.

mountain

pity the scratch cards weren’t scratched and put back in the envelope

LambshankRedemption

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122645888#Comment_122645888

I'd imagine the tinfoil blocks the x-ray machines.

BPKS

And they can use the tin foil then for cooking the heroine

NeinNeinNein

Wrapping the money in the cannabis usually works too.

Dan Jaman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122645888#Comment_122645888

Probably pay it special attention in case it's contraband.

2smiggy

this is what working in a crèche must be like, listening to the toddlers

sligeach

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122645826#Comment_122645826

Was that tongue in cheek?

👅 (‿!‿)

CH3OH

That a great idea about the brown envelope

Pity the previous caller mentioned it!

Atlantic Dawn

Westriddern Union them the €12.

LambshankRedemption

Collum: Eoin is on to have more tips.

How about just give the tip of not sending money through the post?

Edit: OK he did. Thank Christ.

McDermotX

Yeah Eoin.......here try to send me some Revolut and see how dat works for you

Tow

"I just thought a wee thing Cull'um"

LambshankRedemption

Collum: I remember an old teacher of mine…

Tell us Collum, did he beat you?

McDermotX

Dis guy is gas

Yeah. A machine rejected your post.

I've got some magic beans for ya

Atlantic Dawn

We need a Prime Time Investigates deep undercover show on it.

2smiggy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122645826#Comment_122645826

not for about 50 years

LambshankRedemption

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122645926#Comment_122645926

It only took Prime Time 5 years for the investigation on Bishop Casey. We can probably expect their investigation on An Post in 2036.

sligeach

Colm: "I don't know if robots eat chocolate."

🤖 🍫

That could be this threads new title.

Tow

Dapper Gentlemen scam

Atlantic Dawn

What colour was his car?

LambshankRedemption

Collum: Describe this dapper gentleman…

I am praying he had a cravat…

walshb

Is this D most boring effing story in history?

2smiggy

€50 would get his a few cans and a bit of gear for the day. Fair play lady

Red Fred

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122645952#Comment_122645952

Did he have coddle stains on his waistcoat? Although after the last 3 week, the stains might not be coddle.

Tow

Which carpark 'in town' was this?

McDermotX

Autistic kid.

Check !

CH3OH

Will the money be on the windscreen????

LambshankRedemption

Collum: Did you see him get into a taxi?

Caller: No.

I know I shouldn't but that caused me to laugh.

NeinNeinNein

He was wearing an An Post uniform.

johnbarrett35

Basically you are a fool, missus!!

Atlantic Dawn

75 is mid teens to Joe.