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Caption Competition

  • 01-12-2004 10:06am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    "Battlefield Surgeons stage a strike in protest at having to reuse surgical gloves"

    "After re-painting the walls along the border with slow drying red paint, North Korea found it much easier to isolate potential defectors within the army"


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,484 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Maku donadu, maku donadu, ken-tu-ki furaya shi-ke-nu nana pi-za hutu!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    "Japanese military scientists test new prototype gloves which glow red when females talk sh*t"


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,484 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    "OK, we can see the head, what now?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    "OK, we can see the head, what now?"
    LOL. Best one yet


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    "yo-da-lay-e-whooooooooooooo"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    Japanese bingo takes off in a big way


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    "AAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"



    Yet another outbreak of SARS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    "it was this big, I swear"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Suddenly they all screamed to be next....human cannonball had finally caught on!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 417 ✭✭MistressPandora


    To quote what I heard Asok tell me once...

    "CHARLIE'S IN THE TREES!"

    I suppose you might also need the mental image of Asok with war paint on his face, butter knife between his teeth and a (even more so) demented look in his eyes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    "soldier number 141 shot for non participation"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    141 doesn't look impressed at all...does she! Wonder what's on her mind???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    To quote what I heard Asok tell me once...

    "CHARLIE'S IN THE TREES!"

    I suppose you might also need the mental image of Asok with war paint on his face, butter knife between his teeth and a (even more so) demented look in his eyes.

    lol aw man I'm gonna use that one when I go crazy


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,484 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    "If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    "Britney! Britney!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    sanncoo wrote:
    141 doesn't look impressed at all...does she! Wonder what's on her mind???
    "...why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?..."


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,484 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I love 162.

    (Chinese brothel to follow restaurant format)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    "Gardaí staged an early morning raid on the Abrakebra staff training camps this morning in the Kildare countryside, asking if any of the recruits had witnessed dogs being murdered for kebab meat"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,877 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    GODZILLA!!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    I love 162.

    (Chinese brothel to follow restaurant format)
    No way dude! 102 is cuter.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,484 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    PH01 wrote:
    No way dude! 102 is cuter.
    lousy baps though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Nasty_Girl


    lousy baps though
    That's coz they're a bunch of lady boys gettin ready to perform


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    2 ladyboys aren't pulling their weight.

    Top left. Were's the bllod on the gloves??

    If your not serious about being in the north korean ladyboy hand to hand assasination squad then just get out!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Sucky Sucky! Five Dolla!


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