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Duck walks into a hardware store .......

  • 01-12-2004 12:38pm
    #1
    Trizo
    Registered Users Posts: 340 ✭✭


    Duck walks into a hardware store and says "do you have ne gwapes?" the guys says no and the duck leaves. the next day the duck comes back and the same guy is there the duck asks "Do you have ne gwapes?" the guys says no again. next day again the duck askes the guy "do you have ne gwapes?" this time the guys says "no and if you ask me that again i will staple your feet to the floor." the next day the duck comes back and this time askes "do you have ne staples?" the guy says "no" then the duck askes "do you have ne gwapes?'


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  • #2
    WexCan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭WexCan


    lacking something methinks...


  • #3
    weerez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭weerez


    Duck walks into a hardware shop

    Duck:One hammer please

    Shop assistant: That'll be 12.95

    Duck: Put it on my bill


  • #4
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Duck walks into a hardware store and carries out a successful transfer of funds in exchange for goods and/or services while enjoying a tally of whisp banter with the sales clerk. The End.


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