Dear neuro...

neuro-praxis

Pam,

Be the master (or mistress) of your own destiny. I think we all reach a point at one way or another where we admit that we have expired.

Say goodbye pam, say goodbye.

I'll have your DVDs.

koneko

neuro-praxis wrote:

Koneko:

NO NO NO.

Slash the girls that you kidnap with the hooks!

God, you're a bloody danger to yourself.

I see!
if it's for the good of the people on the internet I will do this thing you ask of me

amp

Dear Neuro,

The advice I'm getting from a guru on the internet is becoming increasingly violent and disturbing. I'm worried it may make me more violent and disturbing. What? What? What?

Pam

pickarooney

Dear neuro,

I have this irresitible compulsion to start questions and

neuro-praxis

WHAT?!

PH01

koneko wrote:

i should... hook... myself...?

I give up
I'm beyond help. Please use this thread to better those souls that can be saved, like PH01. he clearly has many issues.

Cheeky!
Listen Koneko, you're not beyond help. You just got to stop denying it. Admit your faults to Neuro and he/she will solve them.
Hey, if it worked for me it can work for you too. Go on, what have you got to lose?

amp

Dear Neuro,

The Forces Of Evil Are Making Me Talk Like This.

amp

Dear Neuro,

You're not anwering my questions. My agony is uneased.

Pam

PH01

pam wrote:

Dear Neuro,

You're not anwering my questions. My agony is uneased.

Pam

[evil voice]...kill him, kill him, kill him...[/evil voice]

neuro-praxis

Dear Pam,

Sorry. Allow me to launch into your bottomless bucket of personal problems once more. I was selfishly making a cup of tea!

1.I advise you to track down this questionable guru and set fire to her face. That should stop her from making you do any more unnaturally violent things. All you need is vodka and a packet of matches and a camcorder.

2.In order to expel the forces of evil from one's soul, one must bathe in acid. Not even a demon likes acid. A bath of acid can be obtained by smashing open 2-300 packets of AA batteries over the bath with your dad's hammer.

3.For problems with personal agony, I suggest using illegal drugs. I don't know much about them because I am suspiciously holy, but I hear they do great things for decreasing personal agony.

Now, get the hell out of my thread and go see a counsellor!

amp

So I should become a self-flagalating, drug abusing arsonist? Well it's not the kind of advice I expected but I'll give it a try.

By the by, this isn't your thread. You started it sure, but it's not your thread. You should work on that.

neuro-praxis

IT'S MINE.

MINE I TELLS YOU.

pickarooney

She's a mine of information on the Ferguson Flu
In India they love her cause she looks like a cow
A boring oul' hoor is Dicey Riley

amp

Fine, have it. I'll get my own.

Gordon

What?

Praetorian

Dear Neuro,

I seem to be addicted to caffeine; the 10 cups of strong coffee I drink each day no longer seems to quench my thirst for the wonderful drug. What should I do?

Thank you in advance, you are truly infinitely wise!

neuro-praxis

Dear Praetorian,

I am all in favour of addictions. Addictions are what make us unique or something. My advice is to have an espresso machine hooked up to your veins. It will be like having dialysis, only, instead of preventing organ failure, it will be causing it.

Godspeed you on your noble quest.

Steven

I am entertained and intrigued. What is wrong with me?

neuro-praxis

Dear Steven,

You are suffering a lack of "real life experiences". These can be obtained from all good bookshops, as far as I know. (I've never been outside.) Alternatively, you need a puppy to complete you, a la Nelly McKay.

My prayers will be with you as you venture on this new journey.

SantaHoe

Dear Neuro,
Will you take us to mount splashmore?

neuro-praxis

I will take you anywhere you want to go, SantaHoe.
If you know what I mean.

Although, that's not a personal problem.

Is it?

I forget what I do for a living.

Sarky

Dear Neuro-,

Do you know where the plunger is? The sink's blocked up again.

Yours,
Sarky.

Rozabeez

Dear Neuro,

Do you think it would be wise to take up dancing ont he streets for money?