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    #32
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,466 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    pam wrote:
    Canis lives a life vicarious,
    His demands on me are various,
    Fit "onomatopoeic" into poem
    My brain has to roam
    But in the end it's far too nefarious. ;)

    :D The man* is equal to all challenges!




    *or whatever


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    #33
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    pickarooney wrote:
    Dear Pam, I'm in need of your help
    I've a hopeless addiction to kelp
    But that's not the whole story
    I've adored dulce and nori
    Since way back when I was a whelp

    Pickarooney asks questions in ryhme,
    His problem relates to food maritime,
    The answer is this,
    Get a kiss off a fish,
    And you'll be shagging a mermaid in no time.


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    #34
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    koneko wrote:
    I'm bored and tired and want to go home
    what can I do about this predicament?

    Koneko is entirely run down,
    Her face is framed with a frown,
    Fake illness I advise,
    Make up some lies,
    And go on the batter in town!


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    #35
    koneko
    Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    thank you, guru man.


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    #36
    Jim
    Registered Users Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    People don't appreciate what a brilliant person I am, no matter how long I spend on boards when I should be doing other, more productive things with my time.


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    #37
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    dear pam,
    vanilla coke & dr. pepper arn't doing it for me today. any other suggestions?


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    #38
    koneko
    Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    MIX THEM TOGETHER!
    that'd be like some sort of deadly coctail

    jimeatsmenu - real people don't matter.


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    #39
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Jimeatsmenu wrote:
    People don't appreciate what a brilliant person I am, no matter how long I spend on boards when I should be doing other, more productive things with my time.

    I can relate to this question from Jim,
    I spend too much time on boards just like him,
    As at the end of the day,
    We all want to play,
    But without work we'd become very slim.


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    #40
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    The art of Limerick's live on!


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    #41
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Dear Pam,

    What?

    Sincerely,
    Loon.


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    #42
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    smoke.me.a.kipper wrote:
    dear pam,
    vanilla coke & dr. pepper arn't doing it for me today. any other suggestions?

    Smak has grown weary of his beverages,
    He does not drink the drink of the averages,
    Alternatives he seeks,
    To get caffeine peaks,
    The power of Pepsi Max he should leverage.


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    #43
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    legend. sheer class man. errr... i mean m'am.


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    #44
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,466 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Not only are the answers class, they're far more helpful than the majority of responses on PI :D


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    #45
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Dr. Loon wrote:
    Dear Pam,

    What?

    Sincerely,
    Loon.

    The good doctor asks simply "What?"
    His post like a fly I must swat,
    His mind is a blank,
    Like an unfilled tank,
    But I like writing limericks quite a lot.


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    #46
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Dear Pam

    I feel that I am a thread killer. I try not to but it happens

    Can you help me?

    S


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    #47
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,709 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    There was a young man from corfu,
    whose limericks ended at line two


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    #48
    Jim
    Registered Users Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    What does Corfu have anything to do with it?


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    #49
    lili
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭lili


    well,
    dear pam, i do have prob to think in english. can you give me some advices please?


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    #50
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    sanncoo wrote:
    Dear Pam

    I feel that I am a thread killer. I try not to but it happens

    Can you help me?

    S

    Sanncoo's going round the bend,
    Threads he replies to just end,
    It's all in your head,
    You pyscho shithead,
    Koneko, move thread to thunderdome and hit send.


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    #51
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    lili wrote:
    well,
    dear pam, i do have prob to think in english. can you give me some advices please?

    There was a young girl from France,
    Her english, it needed substance,
    But by reading boards,
    She'll get no rewards,
    \/\/17h 4ll 7h3 l33tsp34k th3r3's |\|0 (h4nc3.


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    #52
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Will you take us to mount splashmore?


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    #53
    Tiriel
    Registered Users Posts: 6,182 ✭✭✭Tiriel


    what's a yobbo? like? biy? :D


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    #54
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    pam wrote:
    Sanncoo's going round the bend,
    Threads he replies to just end,
    It's all in your head,
    You pyscho shithead,
    Koneko, move thread to thunderdome and hit send.
    Excellent!


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    #55
    koneko
    Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    I don't see any fighting yet

    Children, what have I told you about the fighting?
    MORE of it


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    #56
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    SantaHoe wrote:
    Will you take us to mount splashmore?

    Mount Splashmore - a waterpark with slides and a pool,
    Santahoe wants to go there cos it's cool,
    But the problem you see,
    It's still just 2d,
    So ask proper questions you tool.


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    #57
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Cork_girl wrote:
    what's a yobbo? like? biy? :D

    There was a young girl from down south,
    Corkonian words spring from her mouth,
    A yobbo is this;
    A youth fairly pissed,
    And displaying behavour very uncouth.


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    #58
    orangerooster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    Dear Pam,
    where can I buy a stolen giant spongebob?


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    #59
    koneko
    Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    am i a unicorn or a goat?


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    #60
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    orangerooster wrote:
    Dear Pam,
    where can I buy a stolen giant spongebob?

    A rooster of orange description,
    Asks a giant inflatable question,
    To buy one this day,
    Get over to ebay,
    And you and Squarepants will have fun.


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    #61
    gaui3d0pnbz86o
    Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭gaui3d0pnbz86o


    Dear pam,

    im cold and there are wolves after me

    tom


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