Ask Pam (AMP)

orangerooster

Thanks Pam! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2326&item=3856259448&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

[seriou]How will I get this to Ireland?[/serious]

Just saw the other thread Dear God this guy is stupid.

amp

koneko wrote:

am i a unicorn or a goat?

A beautiful myth or animal of the mountain?,
Asks Koneko cos she's not certain,
She either eats clothes,
Has a horn above her nose,
I'd better stop here before I earn a ban.

koneko

you're talented if not a little bit rude and strange

btw the answer is goat (I'm a capricorn hurrah!)

amp

Serena Chilly Gull wrote:

Dear pam,

im cold and there are wolves after me

tom

Quite cold and scared is our Flameboy,
The wolves wish to make him their play toy,
An odd state to be,
For a boy named like he,
Just set them on fire and don't be coy.

amp

orangerooster wrote:

Thanks Pam! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2326&item=3856259448&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

[seriou]How will I get this to Ireland?[/serious]

Just saw the other thread Dear God this guy is stupid.

Ebay does restrict the delivery,
Of this blow up sponge and it's livery,
The solution is simple,
Like popping a pimple,
Use a forwarding company to end misery.

amp

koneko wrote:

you're talented if not a little bit rude and strange

btw the answer is goat (I'm a capricorn hurrah!)

Koneko does think me quite strange,
But the words are hard to arrange.
I totally researched,
And Google I searched,
It said goats and unicorns are in the same range

gaui3d0pnbz86o

i like fire..... and cake!!!!!

Ali Cat

pam wrote:

Ali Cat has nothing to ask,
Write me a poem s/he does task,
It's hard to do,
Without any clue,
So I'll just drink some tea from a flask.

About Ali Cat there is gender confusion,
So our dear Mr. Pam opted for fusion,
But please don't do that,
For I am a She cat,
And thus we have reached a conclusion.

Dr. Loon

Dear Pam,

How?

Regards,
Loon.

PS - No.

Santa Claus

Pam,
I'm up to my eyes in hock.
Any ideas of how I can make money quickly ???????

Santa

amp

Dr. Loon wrote:

Dear Pam,

How?

Regards,
Loon.

PS - No.

The doctor is trying my patience,
By not even using a sentence,
When, where and who,
Will just come from you,
So please just give up this pretence.

amp

Santa Claus wrote:

Pam,
I'm up to my eyes in hock.
Any ideas of how I can make money quickly ???????

Santa

Aul Santy is up to his ears,
From feeding all the reindeers,
You can make cash fast
But it just won't last,
If it did I'd have no arrears.

Dr. Loon

Dear Pam,

Your ability to Limerickizate is amazing. Tell me.

Much Love,
Loon.

PS - Grak, grak.

Santa Claus

Dear Pam,
Could I have a more specific limerick relating to how I may get out of my financial misadventrues and could you use the word hock and rhyme it with something apart from sock, knock, tock, dock, jock, lock, mock or rock !

Cheers

Santa

simu

Dear Pam,

Will I ever realise my dream of being immortalised in poetry that includes a clever pun on "Sponge Bob Square Pants"?

yours poetically

sleepless in simu's head

amp

Santa Claus wrote:

Dear Pam,
Could I have a more specific limerick relating to how I may get out of my financial misadventrues and could you use the word hock and rhyme it with something apart from sock, knock, tock, dock, jock, lock, mock or rock !

Cheers

Santa

Santa Claus is taking the piss,
My previous poem he does diss,
He wants me to ryhme hock,
With something like cock,
So his further posts I'll just dismiss.

amp

simu wrote:

Dear Pam,

Will I ever realise my dream of being immortalised in poetry that includes a clever pun on "Sponge Bob Square Pants"?

yours poetically

sleepless in simu's head

Simu wants to live forever,
Through the art of my poetic endeavour,
But I can't think of a pun,
Involving the square one,
So I offer this crap poem for your pleasure.

Seraphina

tbh these limericks are pretty decent
considering what you're being given to go on and the amount of people demanding one

amp

Seraphina wrote:

tbh these limericks are pretty decent
considering what you're being given to go on and the amount of people demanding one

True it's not easy but I try,
To answer the questions that pass by,
Seraphina's praise,
Brings a smile to my face,
I'll post until till this thread does finally die.

Zaph

Pam, my life lacks focus since Koneko closed the rep-whore thread. What should I do?

amp

zaph wrote:

Pam, my life lacks focus since Koneko closed the rep-whore thread. What should I do?

Zaph can't trade reputation,
His further direction in question,
Try getting rep,
Step by step,
It's more worthwhile then artificial inflation.

Imposter

Dear Pam,

I seem to kill threads wherever I go! Can you help?

Imposter

amp

Imposter wrote:

Dear Pam,

I seem to kill threads wherever I go! Can you help?

Imposter

I'm getting a wierd sense of deja vu,
Like I already answered this on page two,
If you're last to post,
Then the thread is a ghost,
Maybe reading the whole thread is for you.

The Muppet

Dear Pam

On Boards they call me The Muppet
Some say a half brained old Puppet
When provoked, I can lack decorum
Which happened a lot on one forum,
But Does that make me A Muppet ?

Naos

Dear Pam

Im going to spain in Feb for 6 months(College)
Whats the most useful phrase i can use while im there?
Regards
Mear

Rozabeez

Dear Pam, I'm new to this section of boards and it's brilliance is slightly overhwelming. What can I do?

OfflerCrocGod

Rozabeez wrote:

Dear Pam, I'm new to this section of boards and it's brilliance is slightly overhwelming. What can I do?

Wear sunglasses.

Sarky

Dear Pam,

I am 22 years old and have all my own, in addition to some other peoples', teeth.

Yours,
Sarky.

amp

The Muppet wrote:

Dear Pam

On Boards they call me The Muppet
Some say a half brained old Puppet
When provoked, I can lack decorum
Which happened a lot on one forum,
But Does that make me A Muppet ?

This Jim Henson inspired goodly chap,
Has himself in a bit of a flap,
A names just a name,
When you've got fame,
Except when you're Prince and it's crap.

amp

Mear wrote:

Dear Pam

Im going to spain in Feb for 6 months(College)
Whats the most useful phrase i can use while im there?
Regards
Mear

A student seeks useful spanish lore,
Sometimes stereotypes are a bore,
But if you want beer,
Then use this phrase here;
Quiero una cerveza por favor!